Gronk

The one and only, cute, muscular, and overall amazing, Rob Gronkowski

I love Gronk with all my heart

by Mrs.Gronkowski November 14, 2013

Gronk

is a dumm cunt, or a geek that thinks he is hard cunt

that guy is a fucken gronk

by HOSSAM August 23, 2003

Gronk

someone who thinks they are better than they actually are and act like kingshit and usually bad looking

Guy 1(Matt Dowley): So whats up, wanna get naughty? ;)
Girl 1:(regular chic) NO! You are Gronk I wouldnt do anything with you
Guy 1: But im perfect, long, wide everything a girl you want
Girl 1: Bull, your gronk..

by OMGALECBERNII ^-^ December 11, 2010

Gronk

A bumbling, clumsy, incompetant or otherwise ungraceful person; Someone with little grace or couth. An oaf. See also: a Lindsay

Lindsay is such a gronk. You can hear her stumbling towards you a mile away!

by mrnixxin July 19, 2009

Gronk

Chatty, putrid kinda person.

Australian insult/swear

Shut the f*** up ya lil gronk, go f*** ya nanny!

by Browniehatch December 03, 2019

Gronk

A Gronk is likely (but not limited to) a person from Geelong, often attending schools of higher-socioeconomic status. An extremely unpleasant person or unwanted guest. Often argues his misguided viewpoints that have no ground in reality. Can be a sometimes still be a nice person, however.

"Fuck here he comes again" "Fuck off James", "Hes such a gronk"

by Jocco_69_420_blaze it May 23, 2019

Gronk

A dinosaur utterance as found in Johnny Hart's syndicated comic, B.C.

Cell 1: The Apteryx is standing in front of The Dinosaur. The word bubble over The Apteryx reads, "I am The Apteryx, a wingless bird with hairy feathers."
Cell 2: The word bubble over dinosaur reads, "Gronk".

by winilula January 16, 2009