groanup

An unmotivated adult --- usually at least somewhat out-of-shape physically --- who wheezingly/gruntingly shirks his basic duties, especially when it comes to caring for young children.

Every time we have a family get-together, my parents always assign some groanup --- an aunt, uncle, grandparent --- to "look after" me, but all that person usually does is either moan about being too weak/tired/ignorant to help me with whatever question/problem I come to him about, or pretend to never understand what it is that I want.

by QuacksO July 15, 2018

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Gronkus

A person that is acting stupid or irrational. This word is used as a insult but mainly amongst friends...

Ellis: Bro, it was a joke your such a Gronkus!

Whinnie The Pooh: Nah fam your just a waistman!

by Hairless child November 18, 2018

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gronasty

Something so disgusting that it is gross and nasty.

“That girls crotch is so gronasty that my dog wouldn’t even hit that.”

by Baaadass Bitch (Bab) November 30, 2018

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Gronkulis

When the parody of a real scenario is so accurate in it's depiction that the audience feels the same emotions they felt in the real scenario. Diminishing the line between satirical adaptation of the thing and the actual thing.

"The TikToks by @itscaitlinhello are so well made they're like gronkulises"

by Jasper5500 November 24, 2020

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