punch a grogan

To defecate, to crap. Another way of saying, "to take a dump".

"I have to punch a grogan."

by MTB June 24, 2006

grogan

Slang for feces. The infinitive verb form associated should always be "To Pinch."

Jolly Drake shouted from the can that he was about to pinch a grogan. The boys in the living room laughed.

by bialystuffer November 19, 2004

grogan country

toileting area of land ,for larger outdoor gatherings of men and women, land area used as natural ablutions for army service personell , no excavation of soil ,..so crap ,poos,shits ,turds ,grogansabound plentiful on the ground exposed as not to disturb natural bushland surrounds

man when you need a crap ,to snap of a brownie,you've gotta run,so into the bushland till your done,..don't tread in grogans ,in grogan country,it aint no fun

by member >leanmean green machine July 24, 2009

grogan

A cheerful Scottish person.

What a pleasure it was working with that grogan.

by AlexisHUGE April 26, 2013

GROGAN

it when u take a shit and it hits the water before it snaps off

oi i did the sickest grogan yesterday

by anonymous November 5, 2003

Frozen Grogan

A particularly large and robust poo. Typically one which reaches all the way into the toilet bowl before detaching itself from one's anus. Once excreted, said grogan is then frozen stiff and used as a means for sexual penetration.

Chad has a disgracefully small penis, but do you think you could handle the immensity of one of his colossal frozen grogans?

by Chad Gooch June 16, 2010

Gromance

Its a girl romance(however no sexual feelings are involved), similar to the bromance but much cuter and girly.

Lynn: I LOVE YOU
Shelly: awee! You're so cute! I love you more silly girl.
Lynn: oh my. We have such a Gromance!

by lhasaurus April 8, 2009