Went on Santa Rosa at 2am last night and the groobler flipped my car and stole the catalytic converter.
by Agent Dale Cooper June 22, 2022
Get the groobler mug.Noun - A tantalizingly attractive yet clearly unerage female human being. Similar to a piece of green fruit that still needs a little more time on the vine, the baby growler is often characterized by a lack of fullness despite a good shape and curvature. Your conscious says it’s not right, but the caveman instinct in you says grrrr!
Upon spotting a baby growler in public, feel free to growl while just out of earshot to alert other males in the vicinity of the presence of said baby growler. When spotted in public, the baby growler is often accompanied by a mother. If this is the case, feel free to growl at said mother as well, as she will likely also be attractive and worthy of procreative advances.
However, it is important to be on the lookout for the dominant male of the herd, as he is often fiercely protective of his baby growlers. He doesn’t want to admit it, but he knows what’s up. If he was you, he’d hit it. Be careful not to make direct eye contact with the male after blatantly eyeing up his underage daughter, as this can lead to fisticuffs. If the situation turns nasty and no police or Dateline NBC correspondents are in sight, gather with other males and charge the herd of growlers , mothers and the like, which will cause a stampede and allow you to pick off the young, old and wounded.
Good hunting.
Upon spotting a baby growler in public, feel free to growl while just out of earshot to alert other males in the vicinity of the presence of said baby growler. When spotted in public, the baby growler is often accompanied by a mother. If this is the case, feel free to growl at said mother as well, as she will likely also be attractive and worthy of procreative advances.
However, it is important to be on the lookout for the dominant male of the herd, as he is often fiercely protective of his baby growlers. He doesn’t want to admit it, but he knows what’s up. If he was you, he’d hit it. Be careful not to make direct eye contact with the male after blatantly eyeing up his underage daughter, as this can lead to fisticuffs. If the situation turns nasty and no police or Dateline NBC correspondents are in sight, gather with other males and charge the herd of growlers , mothers and the like, which will cause a stampede and allow you to pick off the young, old and wounded.
Good hunting.
Male #1: Grrrrr.
Male #2 (closet homosexual): Come on, that baby growler has braces and a Hannah Montana Trapper-Keeper.
Male #1: Grrrrr.
Male #2 (closet homosexual): Come on, that baby growler has braces and a Hannah Montana Trapper-Keeper.
Male #1: Grrrrr.
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Get the flabby growler mug.To push out a turd, drop the kids off at the pool, free the chocolate hostage,insert seal team 5, take a shit. Usually when you think you have to go, but know that it's not going to go easy...accompanied by mild constipation.
"Why you so sweaty Ed, you don't work out?"
"I just spent half an hour trying to coax out a growler...bastard nearly killed me."
"I just spent half an hour trying to coax out a growler...bastard nearly killed me."
by Turd Cutter May 9, 2006
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Get the Double Hog Back Growler mug.A womans sexual organ (vagina) that has been neglected sexually and needs to be fed or at least pet.
The women at any bar on any given saturday night who has recently broke up with there boyfriend and has probably had too much to drink. This womans sexual organ can be reffered to as a hungry growler.
by flats boy February 20, 2010
Get the Hungry Growler mug.Person 1:"Oh shit! My Gooblers are running everywhere!"
Person 2:"You better get your Gooblers in check!"
Person 2:"You better get your Gooblers in check!"
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