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Groat

Greatest. Rapper. Of. All. Time!
Lil Lex and Lil Christ are the Groat.
by Veni vidi vici March 1, 2020
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Groat

The act of putting your dick in someone’s ass while they have to shit and then having them give you a blowjob. Bonus points for sprinkling the dick with crushed up peanuts.
I had to take a really big shit last night so I let Roger stick his dick in my ass first so we could groat.
by duckydude August 20, 2022
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groat

Acronym for Greatest Reject Of All Time. It is used to designate the player who was rejected by all the clubs that he was offered to. In football, Cristiano Ronaldo is called by this word.
Ronaldo is the GROAT in football
by FabRomano July 14, 2022
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Johnny o groats

A sweet little cute boy with a big heart and a soft spot for Nissan micras. He loves nature and hails from the north most of places, he’s a mysterious yet passionate lover, and will never back down from defending his pack.
Man I sure love Johnny o groats

Yeah me too he’s so kind and he helps me though so much!
I wish more people would be like Johnny groats. He’s such a good Oager.
by Oagyhenderfrewstone February 20, 2024
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groat

groat means greatest retard of all time
Arsh is the fricking groat
by EnderTheIdiot March 24, 2021
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Groated

Man I got pocket aces in poker, my hand is groated.
by Zaxazy July 30, 2021
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Red groats

The translation of “Rødgrød
English: Red groats and cream.
Danish: Rødgrød met fløde
by Qorptocx November 1, 2018
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