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just goating

A kid is a baby goat so this is the adult version of just kidding.
Danielle: Kevin is such an asshole.
(in walks Kevin)
Kevin: What?
Danielle: Just goating!
by DanielleRocks! June 15, 2011
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Mountain Goating

Consistently mashing the jump button to get up to hard to reach locations. Relevant in the gaming industry mostly. Even more so in games like Skyrim, Halo Reach and games with high walls and cliffs that jumping can help scale. Stems from mountain goats, who are excellent climbers themselves.
"How did you get up there so high, you Mountain Goating motherf*cker!"
by JewngerBreadMan November 17, 2014
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groaning

sounds that come from people that are having sex, moaning and groaning are really simalar.
Tom was groaning so loud when Cristi yanked his dick hard.
by lukalover1234 November 10, 2017
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goating

On Facebook, the act of hostile taking over someones page or event, kicking the admins and then posting hundreds or thousands of goats while the regular page fans scream WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHAT'S WITH THE GOATS?!

Originated early 2012 with the goating of someone known as "Norma". Has since been done dozens of times by multiple groups and the practice is growing.
We're goating the NRA Event tonight, bring your goats to post!

He's been laying low since the last goating.

This idiot has been goated 3 times.

Hey guys, I hacked his account and we'll be goating the page at 3pm
by DjangoFett January 11, 2014
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coot gratings

noun <kewt gray-tings> The residue left after a Cooter Grater scrubs her coot against tree bark or some other foreign object thus creating a flurry of coot gratings.
I saw a big nasty Cooter Grater and she left her coot gratings all over the place. It was like a freaking snow globe!
by MagicConch333 July 24, 2009
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Grooting

The act of spreading ones legs and bending the knees while slowly waving the arms to resemble baby Groot.
Person 1: Dude what are you doing?

Person 2: Im grooting

Person 1: Why?

Person 2: I am Groot

Person 1: Can i try?

Person 2: We are Groot
by Lalaloopsyismyniggah August 11, 2014
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Mountain Goating

When girls get drunk and try to get to the highest surface closest to them in the bar, club, house party, or outdoors.
Yeah Ashlee took her fourth shot and then Drake come on in the bar and she started Mountain Goating onto the table
by MoutainGoatOG November 5, 2018
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