Groat

Greatest. Rapper. Of. All. Time!

Lil Lex and Lil Christ are the Groat.

by Veni vidi vici March 1, 2020

Groat

The act of putting your dick in someone’s ass while they have to shit and then having them give you a blowjob. Bonus points for sprinkling the dick with crushed up peanuts.

I had to take a really big shit last night so I let Roger stick his dick in my ass first so we could groat.

by duckydude August 20, 2022

groat

Acronym for Greatest Reject Of All Time. It is used to designate the player who was rejected by all the clubs that he was offered to. In football, Cristiano Ronaldo is called by this word.

Ronaldo is the GROAT in football

by FabRomano July 14, 2022

Johnny o groats

A sweet little cute boy with a big heart and a soft spot for Nissan micras. He loves nature and hails from the north most of places, he’s a mysterious yet passionate lover, and will never back down from defending his pack.

Man I sure love Johnny o groats

Yeah me too he’s so kind and he helps me though so much!
I wish more people would be like Johnny groats. He’s such a good Oager.

by Oagyhenderfrewstone February 20, 2024

Groated

Getting brutaly bashed or killed, neck cut open, limbs chopped, face belted into a bloody pulp

Oi did you see that redneck get the shit kicked outta him....he got Groated!

by Razzaninja August 12, 2010

Red groats

The translation of “Rødgrød”

English: Red groats and cream.
Danish: Rødgrød met fløde

by Qorptocx November 1, 2018

Groated

A combination of great and goated

Man I got pocket aces in poker, my hand is groated.

by Zaxazy July 30, 2021