Greasing the flagpole

to jack-off

to stroke your cock until it squirts.

jerking off with lube

i pulled out my favorite stroke book as i was greasing the flagpole.

Nate: i caught Jack greasing the flagpole. ha ha!!!

Phil: yeah, Jack likes greasing the flagpole, i caught him too! The jerk-off!!

by Mister jack Fister January 5, 2009

Greasing Around

The act of absolutely dominating any particular activity, often in such a way that is clearly far beyond all expectation and an individual's perceived skill levels, all the while appearing entirely effortless and natural.

An individual found greasing around can be colloquially known as a "greaser." The act may be called "greasing" for short.

- Spencer: "Man, that math exam killed me."
- William: "Me too. John, how did you do so well? You didn't even study--"
- John: "I was just greasing around!!"

- Nate: "Wait, I'm second on Facebook Tetris now?! How the--"
- Alex: "GREASING!"

by JustAnotherGreaser August 31, 2011

greysian

An Asian person, usually female (Can come from anywhere in Asia; India, China, Korea, Thailand, Pakistan etc.) who wears makeup which is much lighter than their natural skin tone on purpose in order to look more 'white'. This stark different can usually be seen when comparing their face to their hands/ other parts of their body.

That girl definitely looks like a greysian.
What's up with that greysian, can't she find a foundation which actually matches her skin tone?

by minaarsh93 December 30, 2018

Greasing gio

To rizz up

“Yo you greasing gio?”
“You cooking ngl. You greasing gio?”
Look at slaughter he’s greasing gio”

by johnshlatt January 28, 2023

Greyson

Perfection. Feckless, masculinity. Creative and intelligent in many forms. Handsome, sexy, and beautiful. Loves Bob Dylan, Franz Ferdinand, and David Bowie. Inspires to be a director some day. Not into conformity, fads, hypes, trends, and what everyone else likes. Still a kid at heart. Caring, mysterious, and different. A whiz at pop culture. Lovable. I mean, Everyone loves Greyson.

Person filling out crossword puzzle: Ok, here's 3 down, "A perfect, amazing human being, male." And it's 7 letters.

Person that is kinda helping because they are better with words: Ummm... Oh! Greyson! It's gotta be! That definitely only describes Greyson.

by Rylan&Melissa February 5, 2010

Greyson Michael Chance

Someone who was dropped in a pool of sexiness and sugar coated in cuteness!

youtube superstar Greyson Michael Chance

by Greysonator August 22, 2011

Quantitative Greasing

When the Federal Reserve say's "OK Working class slaves,,,
Bend over... This will only hurt a little bit"...
But then they put sand and glass in the K-Y jelly (t.m.) When

your not looking.(use your tax dollars to repay junk debt)

First Guy: Did Your retirement account slide loo?

Second Guy: Yea... i got a real Quantitative Greasing!

by scubadoobie November 4, 2010