Gremlins

1.) Little meshevious devils that cause problems with everything around you.
2.) Little red men with horns you see when you are stoned.
3.) Imaginary little devils you can blame shit on.

1.) "BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! Those damn gremlins are in my computer again. Where's my freakin shotgun?!"
2.) *puff puff* "Dude those gremlins on top of the TV are flippin me off! Little bastards!"
3.) Mom: "Jonny why the hell do all your socks stick together like this?"
Jonny: "I don't know, maybe the gremlins did it!"

by Punkhead May 29, 2005

keyboard gremlins

Tiny creatures that inhabit the keyboards of various computers, especially laptops.
They cause people to misspell simple words that would normally be easy to spell. They also cause people to type links to pr0n when they are really trying to show their friends a flash video.

Erca 'Kuzudee: I'm going to lick Becu in the shin.
Erca 'Kuzudee: kick*
Erca 'Kuzudee: OMG teh Keyboard Gremlins...

by Erca 'Kuzudee The Warthog Ninja February 1, 2005

Gremlinesque

Obscure or unnatural contortions, displayed through the use of muscles in the face

My sisters face is Gremlinesque

by Indigo 57 April 26, 2021

tree gremlins

The word used by older people when referring to children

I was walking around the mall yesterday and i couldn't get past this big group of tree gremlins

by Bennana January 29, 2009

carpet gremlins

Another name for pubic lice.

Back in my days in the Navy, we would pass carpet gremlins a bowl of gravy at thanksgiving dinner.

by Mrtrgovich June 15, 2014

A Case of the Gremlins

When you wake up higher than you were before you passed out. Often happens from eating edibles after midnight.

I gave myself a case of the Gremlins by eating a pot brownie when I got home from the bar.

by Robelodeon September 20, 2016

vag gremlins

tiny little creatures covered with fur, that cum out of the hairy vagina when leg is lifted. to get rid of these vag gremlins you must travel to Hungry and get eaten out by multiple obese hungarian women. the symptoms of vag gremlins are as followed
1. Itching and burning around the vagina.
2. little bite marks around the vagina.
3. An awful odor coming from the vagina.

The vag gremlins scurried out of the hairy vagina.

by taylor is a rump ranger May 3, 2009