Owen Grayed

When you’re hooking up with a guy and he goes down on the gal so well that you don’t know how he can ever eat again and you’re worried that your gal has been ransacked because his mouth was crafted by Jesus fucking Chris himself.

I had to blend up my boyfriend eggs and bacon this morning because he owen grayed it last night. He has to get his jaw wired shut tomorrow.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

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jack grazer

A very hyper, outgoing person. This person has alot of friends and enjoys being the center of attention. has the personality of someone you either love or hate. There is no in between.

"Have you seen the new kid? He's so talkative!"
"I know right? He's such a jack grazer."

by Not jack Dylan grazer October 8, 2017

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Glazed Helmet

When dragging your cock out of a chick you've been long-dickin for an hour your cock/helmet is power smudged with pussy cum. Your dome-piece looks like a "glazed helmet."

Man, I was bare backin the shit out of this hose hound and couldn't cum. I finally pulled out my glazed helmet and said sorry, I can't cum, where's your shower, I have to rinse off this glazed helmet!

by RZdonks December 29, 2009

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grass grazer

A vegetarian

Guy 1: Is Bethany a grass grazer?
Guy 2: Yeah, she hasn't eaten meat in years!

by vegetablist May 28, 2011

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rim grazer

Pretty simple dunkshot of a amateur level. Dunker hasn't got a good flip, that's why his dunk barely graze the rim, in some cases it more looks like layup. More applyable to the beginning dunkers. Thanks.

My first rim grazer dunk.

by CAH9t.MOCKAJIb July 25, 2012

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dick graze

A way of subtly running the back of your hand over someone’s penis as an alternative to the more traditional handshake, high-five or fist bump.

My buddy introduced me to the DICK GRAZE!

by jean1938 September 8, 2014

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JACK DYLAN GRAZER

FUCKING HOTTEST PERSON EVER. IF ANYONE IS RUDE TO HIM I WILL KILL YOU. TOUCH HIS JAW I WILL MURDER YOU IN COLD BLOOD.

my friend: i heard someone hurt "JACK DYLAN GRAZER"!

my friend: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

me: TO KILL WHO EVER HURT HIM!

my friend: we need bill jensen to wash her sins away

by BITCHIMBELLATHORN March 8, 2019

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