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Grating the monkey

When one engages the act of Masturbation
by Misfiit April 6, 2011
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Gratiana

An amazing girl with amazing personality. Any guy would be lucky to have her as a girlfriend. She's beautiful, makes you laugh, and has a great sense of humor. She's the girl who would stick with you through thick and thin. She would listen to you and try her hardest to make things better. In her own little way, she's perfect.
Gratiana is the person I would spend my life with.
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Gratin’ Cheese

When your digging and scratching at your itchy, often dirty and sweaty, bunghole and get a little bit of that stank under your fingernails.
I need to wash my finger. Peeeeeeewwww. Gratin’ cheese earlier got under my nails.

Your nails are all dirty braaaaaahhh. You been working in the yard? Naaaahh. I got some bad, itchy hemorrhoids so I was gratin’ cheese. That’s foul braaaahh.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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Wi-gration

The act of wandering from spot to spot in search of WiFi (or an improved WiFi connection). People in the process of Wi-gration can be seen stalking through coffee shops, malls and other public spaces while staring intently at their electronic devices for evidence of connectivity.
When word got around that the connection seemed to get stronger beyond Gate 32B, there was a mass Wi-gration through the terminal.
by Anna LeStache January 21, 2013
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liquid au gratin

A rancid, steaming, liquidy fecal secretion that occurs in the middle of the night, while you are asleep, after you eat a number of raw potatoes on a drunken bet. Said secretion smells like a combination of idaho spuds, raw sewage, and shame. Liquid au gratin is best enjoyed with friends, as you invite them to witness, and smell, your stench filled, mattress-goodness.
Did you get a whiff of Berko's "liquid au gratin"? The smell is nearly as disgusting as what it did to his sheets!
by A.D. Skinner April 14, 2010
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Graciana

Like a Gracie, is often found around tall people. Very spirited individual, often in leadership roles. Likes diverse groups, loves to flirt, very forward and confident.

Oh yeah, and she gets what she wants.
That is one BADASS Graciana.
by Lola Jessalyn January 29, 2008
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coot gratings

noun <kewt gray-tings> The residue left after a Cooter Grater scrubs her coot against tree bark or some other foreign object thus creating a flurry of coot gratings.
I saw a big nasty Cooter Grater and she left her coot gratings all over the place. It was like a freaking snow globe!
by MagicConch333 July 24, 2009
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