grank

Grank is a combination of the words "Green" and "Skank" used to describe the Green Skanky Phlegm you get with a serious cold.

"Eeew, dude you just coughed up a huge ball of grank!"

by Magaz May 9, 2007

grank n stank

When you grind on the toilet and then shit in it

"yo dude you were in the toilet for a while"

"yeah man i was taking a grank n stank"

by XanManDan August 23, 2018

Grank

When something is gross and rank

That's grank

by SCons April 6, 2019

Grank

Hard

Don’t mess with me I’m a grank ass mofo

by Malzie.3 December 22, 2020

grank

verb
1. To grab oneself or another man's crotch in a cupping fashion, and squeezing

2. To fill in for any noun or verb in a sentence, no real meaning, but those around will know by context (see squanch)

1. I am going to grank you so hard you'll wish you never granked

2. I just saw Jack grank himself, what a legend.

by Rob Grankowski April 25, 2024

Granks

Grandkids or grandchildren.

I couldn't find a good photo of dad with the granks!

by Ninjavoyager June 17, 2021

grankful

When you and the love of your life are both grateful and thankful for the amazingly sickening love they share. We both hope that you all puke in the presence of our passion and eternal love.

Liza and IGH are grankful for their love, acceptance, and tightness. PB&J Forever

by IGH and Lisa PB&J December 10, 2020