Obtain the Grain

just a way for one, ie. me, to flex on yall with their immaculate use of the english language by speaking as the ones important to society do, its the competent way of saying "lets get that bread"

You: Lets get this bread
I, an intellect: Lets obtain the grain

by awholemess January 9, 2019

take with a grain of salt

To take a statement with 'a grain of salt' or 'a pinch of salt' means to accept it but to maintain a degree of skepticism about its truth.

The idea comes from the fact that food is more easily swallowed if taken with a small amount of salt. (take with a grain of salt)

by _INT_ April 4, 2015

grainds

Gains that are produced/occur during the grind. It is a combination of "Grind" and "Gains."

The grainds I had yesterday in Philly were phenomenal and really make the grind worth it.

by The Graindster September 15, 2017

Gaming Enthusiast

A person who is totally into the fine and outstanding culture of Video Gaming. Often seen sporting a game related T-Shirt i.e. Mortal Kombat, Pac Man etc.

In addition to purchasing all merchandise related to their favorite game, a Gaming Enthusiast will spend long, hot uninterrupted hours of gaming in some back room. Forgoing proper nutrition, basic hygiene, even pornography in lieu of leveling up. Leveling up for a Gaming Enthusiast is like shooting sweet China White into the vein of a heroin addict.

Gaming Enthusiasts have been found dead with controllers still being clutched in their rigor mortified hands - We salute you

In the future when our world is invaded by hordes of malevolent alien Reptiloids. The nations of the earth will turn to the Gaming Enthusiast to save them. For the Gaming Enthusiast alone possesses the knowledge and talent combined with years of virtual experience for fighting such a cause.

Sound far fetched? I leave you with this: Songs have been written and movies have been made about Gaming Enthusiasts saving the world.

Attending E3 and Blizzcon is like a trip to Mecca for the Gaming Enthusiast.

by SWARTHOS September 11, 2019

Gaming OCD

Obsessive compulsive disorder that manifests during gaming. A person may not have OCD in real life, but will display OCD behavior in a game with exhausting inventory organization, breaking every possible breakable object in the room or always reaching the level cap.

-Dude, why did you just shoot the wall? There was nothing there.

-I had 101 bullets, needed to round it to a 100 so it was perfect.

-You should learn to control your gaming OCD.

by LeonKenedy February 3, 2009

Asian Grading Scale

These words mean the following:
A-average
B-broomstick
C-can't have dinner
D-don't come home
F-find new family

Example of Asian Grading Scale:

Father: Lets look at your report card son.
Son: Ok.
Father: A, A, A, B...
Son: No, please don't!
Father: B IS FOR BROOMSTICK!!!

by yshcbdjg,lvushkeysueuigslyifgh December 5, 2019

Ad Graminum

An attack on an opponent's grammar to completely discredit his/her argument.

See Ad hominem.

Faiz: I spent a good half-hour typing out an argument for nothing, because someone used Ad Graminum and pointed out my "your" that should have been "you're".

Julian: You deserved that.

Brian: The Lakers are fundamentally a much better team, they're offense is-
Julian: HA! "THEIR"!
Brian: Fuck you.

by jschoo March 12, 2012