Peter: I read somewhere that we're going to war with North Korea!!
Mom: Where did you hear that from?
Peter: Someone commented on my Facebook post
Mom: It was probably sarcasm that you clearly missed on. There is definitely tension between the US and North Korea but not enough to go into War over. Take what they said with a grain of salt.
Old person, usually of grandfather age defined by an ability to nap through nearly any life situation. The term was given to describe the iron grasp such a 'grain grippa' has to their wooden rocking chair during such siesta.
Hit 'em over the head with a beer can or turn up the hit list as loud as you want, that grain grippa ain't gonna wake up for nobody.
A finger that is knobby, large knuckled and extremely rough from dryskin and callouses. Generally an old man's hands have one or more Grain Fingers.
Roger refused to continue to allow his older male neighbor finger his bum and perform a prostate milking when he paid the old man for head. The old man's dry, calloused fingers were becoming too rough and painful. The old man's Grain Finger was starting to feel like a someone shoving a granola bar up his ass.
A notorious car in a neighborhood that cruises around crowded streets, in which the driver sells pot out of his car. Very easy to find, the "grain train" is usually a dude who will roll down his windo no more than 6 inches from the top, take fifteen bucks, slip you some weed and roll out.
You got any money, cuz the grain train is driving away.