Gladiate

The act of Gladiating. Performed by Gladiators. May also be an ammusing replacement for words such as "owned".

The Gladiator must gladiate his opponent

"Hey, did you see that guy get hit by that van? He totally got gladiated!"

by Charles Hansen October 1, 2007

law graduate

Someone who just spent at minimum 3 years in literal hell to not even be a lawyer. The law graduate is super smart, but not smart enough to avoid law school. The law graduate gets only minutes to celebrate before studying for the bar exam so that they can hopefully become a lawyer.

Make sure you congratulate the law graduate on their J.D. because they honestly have no idea what they’re doing at this point.

Oh, that’s a law graduate now! Not a lawyer though.

by Lawgraduate April 14, 2019

graduate school

What you say you did with your 20's/30's when you didn't do anything important or remotely useful but you have to explain now because someone asked

Lobocuda: "Man didn't someone tell me you were in prison back then?"

Tacobooco: "Nope...was in graduate school back then."

Lobocuda: "Ah ok, that's why I simultaneously remember you smelling horrible then but also that I never saw you...strange..."

by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018

You gonna graduate in that white tee

Means that you will never be better than what you are now. Comes from the movie 'Drum Line' when Nick Cannon was running up the steps and he fell and his band coordinator told him "Boy, you gonna graduate in that white T-shirt. Damn!"

Yo, this is my 3rd year in Geometry. I can't pass it for shit.

Person #2: You gonna graduate in that white tee

by Big-Liek July 12, 2010

I'll Sleep When I Graduate!

Similar in meaning to saying "I'll sleep when I'm dead!"

Something a failing high school/college student says when they pull an all-nighter while they stay up studying for finals.

Student: I NEED TO STUDY!

Mother: Ok honey, just make sure to sleep well so you don't fall asleep while taking your test!

Student: Mom, are you crazy?!? I'LL SLEEP WHEN I GRADUATE!

by Schnurpeopolis January 6, 2013

graduate job

Something that all university students are told they must set out to attain, without which their life will be deemed societally worthless and all their dreams will never come true.

Got a graduate job yet Steve?

No not yet.

Sorry to hear that...have you considered having yourself euthanised?

by Gigga n00b June 29, 2016

Radiated Ratsnake

Snake with tokay gecko attitude. Always angry and defensive when cornered.

Radiated Ratsnake smile = It's angry and want to attack you.

by Shiine-1 April 23, 2022