Gooed

The consumption of too many drugs e.g weed, alcohol, blow with the accumulation of too many pizza pockets puts the users into a complete state of paralysis unable to remove from the couch only the addiction of the substances will give the user the motive and or the drive to remove him or herself from the couch and to the fridge, bong, or glass chessboard placed on the table right in front of him

Spencer: how much weed have we got left

Nigel: urrrrrgh urrrrgh

Rob: he's gooed to the couch

James: lets eat his pizza pockets

by critizise this February 1, 2013

gored to death

When life ends from being gored or impaled with something.

The matador bullfighter was gored to death by the bull's horns.

by Phoenixinline98 June 19, 2017

gooed

past tense of shooting goo, i.e. busting a nut

"when she bent over it was so hot, i gooed my britches"

by Steph X September 22, 2007

cs goed

When the game Counter-Strike Global Offensive bull shits you, that mostly due not to the skill of an enemy but to the luck or the order of things happening that game/round.

The counter terrorist was watching the cross when he saw a running terrorist landing him a headshot with an ak, from far distance, without stopping. The yung counter terrorist got {cs goed} once again.

by Moiabanda April 19, 2018

gored

1) The act of being 'run-through by a cow or any other 'horned' animal.
2) The act of speaking to Al Gore for long periods of time without dying of hearing the florida elections over and over.

1) Ow he got run-through by that cow.
2) AHHH IT'S AL GORE!! RUN AWAY Or BE GORED

by Eric January 23, 2004

goreds07

1337 4@x00r whp pwns teh n00bs

Have you heard of goreds07?

Yeah, he's awesome

by Gijn Blob March 13, 2005

Goede

A gay ass pussy

Who shit he’s a goede

by 128463729226157 November 1, 2019