Goldilocks Cock

A variation of Goldilocks referring to one's penis that is not too big or too small.

Damn, I wish I had a Goldilocks Cock like Tom Does.

by The Original Argoniphile June 10, 2018

Goldilocks cock

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth

Lonnie has got me dick whipped on his Goldilocks cock since we started sleeping together.

by KKinsearchofunicorns24 September 2, 2016

goldicrotch

derogatory nickname for a person with blonde pubic hair.

Girl 1: Hey, did you hook up with that hot blonde last night?
Girl 2: No, I was scarred for life thanks to his goldicrotch.

by L Duff December 9, 2008

Goldie

She is just the most caring,sweetest and most kindest girl in the universe. She makes me laugh and she makes me happy and she is really beautiful and she is the universes greatest girlfriend

Goldie is the most bestest thing in the universe

by Thomas allen peer September 14, 2019

godisnowhere

A psychological word puzzle, which changes meaning depending on where you choose to put the spaces. People think your first understanding of it shows your view or belief about God.

Ie godisnowhere could be read as 'god is nowhere' or 'god is now here'.

by gwynz August 21, 2011

Godiva Narc

An ugly old pig who hates men

A jealous hag

Ugh that godiva narc if I have to hear her whining about her sugar daddy one more time I am going to puke

by Gypsypws October 27, 2020

goodie closet

Basically a closet for snacks. First discovered on OneTopic's "The straights are NOT OK"

"Did you steal my cheetos out of the goodie closet again?"
"It's my cheat day and I was hungry."

by Cookie_on_Joy August 13, 2020