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gormless walker

A pedestrian walking on a bike parth or on a bush track used by mountain bikers who are dozy, have a vacant expression, they are oblivious to their surroundings, with their mouths agape, they lack situational awareness.

when alerted to the presence of bike riders they always act like startled rabbits and step in front of the rider
I rung my bell but the gormless walker stepped right in front of my bike, she was a candidate for a darwin award.
by mountianbikeman June 22, 2010
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gormless slapper

gormless means Lacking intelligence and vitality and dull a slapper is someone who puts it out more than they ought. A gormless slapper is dumb and will root anyone
She was such a gormless slapper that she'd root just any ol hillbilly.
by mountianbikeman March 18, 2008
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Gormless Minger

It means you are most likely dumb and ugly but mostly used as an insult in cod lobbies
Tj: You fucking gormless minger
Soup: Oh n o way bro same
by TJHIJINX August 28, 2021
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Gormless worm

When you’ve got to Amsterdam for a long weekend involving a lot of booze and Marching powder, and return to your UK workplace and cease to function like a normal human being. Zero human emotions are possible except a gormless, lifeless expression
Any timeframe on when you’ll cease to be a gormless worm ?
by Taxman January 12, 2021
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Gormless Dylan

A Gormless Dylan is a really really really dumb panda.
Panda's: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Breadsxn: "y'all acting like a bunch of gormless dylans"
by Sussy Silver March 19, 2022
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Gormless Nerd

A person who tries very hard to be one of the most studied and schooled up booknerds around, all the whilst still lacking common sense & foresight.
"Our economy has inflated and life is more expensive now, because the government printed lots more money for community hand outs"

- "omg, what the hell were those gormless nerds thinking"
by Chad Myname's May 10, 2022
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Gormless Minger

An incredibly stupid and ugly person
by MarkMakeMeMad6988 October 23, 2023
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