gork

One who pops fart bubbles in the bath tub with their nose, alternate definition one who sniffs bike seats after someone uses such seat
Anthony is such a gork he loves to smell the seats after the tour de france.

He also enjoys farting in the tub then popping the bubbles with his nose in order to smell them being the gork that he is.
by bigdennydballmcsketchikins August 04, 2009
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gorked

being high, or coming down from a high. being totally baked, stoned, lit, ect.
Dude, Kevin was totally gorked at school!
by NaLo April 19, 2008
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gorking

When a doctor over-prescribes (usually psychoactive) medications. A higher dose than necessary, though not physically damaging, results in a 'flat affect', i.e. zombie-like state. 'Thorazine/Haldol Shuffle'.
The doctors are gorking my mentally-challenged uncle.

That patient is being gorked...look at his Haldol Shuffle!
by LexiLurgee October 17, 2009
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gork

noun - used to identify when someone has absolutely no intelligence, taken from the medical slang of the same name used as shorthand to signify a patient has no brain activity.
by that last remark, you have proven you are a gork
by Willie Felersnatch August 31, 2007
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Gorking

Furiously Masturbating with your own mucus or someone elses.
Last night I caught my 13 year old brother Gorking in my parents bed. I then proceded to sneak in and join him on his Gorking escapade.
by Kingcactuswolf November 03, 2015
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Gorked

A combo of geeked and dorked (normally off of drugs)
Dude that crackhead was fucking gorked
by Bigboyginger March 01, 2019
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Gorked

To mess up, fall short, screw up an opportunity in the game of baseball or other sports.
Man, he really gorked that play
by Gorkys Hernandez August 23, 2017
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