glorified penis pump

A derogatory term for a bitch that crossed you.

Girl : I'm breaking up with you.

Boy : I don't care cuz you're just a glorified penis pump!

by GroupDiscussion May 17, 2014

gordied

To drink to excess while having a blast with your buddies.

It’s boyz night, time to get into the sauce and get absolutely gordied tonight.

by AllThatJazzo December 19, 2018

glorified secretary

Someone who works in an office and loves to make their job title sound so much more than it really is"

Amy "hey man what sort of job you got"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
LATER
Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"

by Zero One 01 May 31, 2007

Glorified Stranger

A person that you dont know, and have created in you head as you ideal partner, that keeps you hunting for " THE ONE".
You May have attached this personality to an image of a certain celebrity.
That person is a Glorified Stranger.

Anna: Molly, you'll never find the right guy if you keep measuring him to your Glorified stranger, Brandon Boyd.
Other names: Knight in shining armour, Romeo, prince charming, the one, mr. right.

by Carolyn De Faoite July 27, 2007

glorified

Something or someone treated in a more glorious way than expected. It's used to diminish the object or person.

Donald Trump is nothing but a glorified buffoon.

by Mark Brightman January 8, 2017

Goatified

To be the world's most underrated Fortnite console player there is by commenting on every Fortnite Instagram post and playground/creative mode highlight video to exist, stating the fact that you're really out here grinding everyday to be in Ghost, FaZe, Chronic or any other "Org" that exists. Basically, self-promoting and claiming that you're the best at Fortnite when you probably only have 24 wins in total but every single cosmetic piece in the item shop.

RidiculousFN comments on a YouTube video: "Yo, whoever wants to 1v1 playground add me on Epic friends. I'm actually underrated so if you can please check out my channel it'll mean a lot. I'm streaming on twitch everyday @TTV.RidiculousFN check me out and subscribe, I'm really out here grinding for Chronic! Like so they can notice me!"

No one ever: "I'm literally the fastest builder in my school I can quadruple ramp rush while on the highest sensitivity and custom controller binds.. I'm literally goatified."

by Listen Here Buddy April 1, 2019

glorified piece of meat

The expression is used to diminish the value of a person or part of a person.

1. He's just a glorified piece of meat.

2. The brain is nothing more than a glorified piece of meat.

by BillVo June 28, 2011