Gooey Sanchez

1: You get a sock (preferably a long soccer sock)

2: Take a large crap in the sock

3: Wet the sock down with fluids if it is not gooey

4: Swing the sock at someone

Note: If it works properly it should leave a large brown mark and make a splatter on the persons shirt

That is a Gooey Sanchez

"why did you swing that gooey sh*t at me man!"

by Ryguy Whits (thanks to M.W.) September 25, 2004

Goose Syrup

The sweat accumulating around a woman's vagina after a hard day or following working out. Homologous to a man's Duck Butter.

Man, I just ate Cindy's box after she got back from the gym. My mouth was covered in her Goose Syrup.

by JLewsan May 7, 2009

Goose song

A Good Ass song.

Since the phrase good ass song is now a bit cliche, use

"GOOSE SONG!"

2 people are talking about music.
(sorry if you like the band, just my opinion)

Person 1: Dude i'm going to the Matchbox 20 show tonight!
Person 2: Dude, they blow.
Person 1: I guess, but they have one 'goose song'
Person 2: What song?
Person 1: "How Far We've Come" obviously.
Person 2: Oh yea! that song is a 'goose song!'

by Luke Lay March 17, 2008

Gooey Smore

The act of one male ejaculating on another males taint area and proceeding to cock slap the taint.

My boyfriend Florian gave me a glorious gooey smore last night.

by SB The Magnificent June 15, 2009

goose squad

A group of fly ass honeys wearing their Canada goose jackets, normally wearing cute shoes and toting a Starbucks.

"Hey did u see the goose squad today?"

"Ya man they're top shit"

by Boano May 15, 2014

Goose stunner

The goose stunner is the act of slapping your lazy eyed boyfriend between the eyes with an xxl condom full of frozen cum when he bothers you

Gabe performed a goose stunner on her boyfriend for cumming too fast

The chubby girl next door gave her bf a goose stunner because he bothered her while she was having sex with the neighbour

by BogusAnalus December 19, 2022

Goose-Stepping

Stomping around pissed off and screaming. Throwing stuff around. Mad and making sure everyone knows it.

Man I could hear Dolo Goose-Stepping all night last night at his girl.

by SoloDolo8 December 15, 2018