gerontology

The study of old people and how they become assholes, and get wrinkles and liver spots. Except of course for your grandparents who give you lots of money at christmas, unless they are assholes, or dead.

I want to get a degree in gerontology!

What the hell is that?

Its where I study old people.

Hey! Find out why gramps is an asshole all the time!

Old asshole wrinkle

by MudkipzHax0rx September 11, 2009

gowonology

@gowonology is a kpop tiktoker that loves gowon and is extremely funny🤗

“do you follow @gowonology or do you have no taste?”

by hyunjinbab December 23, 2020

Fictional googology

retard

Fictional googology is retarded

by Applepippin September 24, 2023

fictional googology

(n) the act of attempting to create numbers larger than absolute infinity (emphasis on attempting) aka the worst thing to have ever met the internet, especially despised on Our World of Text (OWOT), a text canvas and chat site

cringe fger: "fictional googology is the best thing in the world!!!11!!!"
based owot anti-fger: "NO."
cringe fger: "yes it is"
based owot anti-fger: "screw you anti-fger, the biggest number is absolute infinity"
cringe fger: "uhh no it's t.r.u.e. .e.n.d. .o.f. .e.n.d.s. .o.f. .t.e.r.m.i.n.u.s.f.i.n.i.t.y. .X._.X." 🤓
based owot anti-fger: "fuck off | fg 💩🤮"

by NotÞatGuy July 30, 2023

Goonology

The academic research and practice of Gooning and its many methods of achieving boomjalaw such as jelqing, edging, jorking, etc.

Yeah I'm in college studying as a major in Goonology, I'm trying to figure out the most effective way to reach boomjalaw with

by doomguy24 January 29, 2025

Goonology

Goonology is the study and practice of disciplined swagger—combining street realism with intentional refinement. It examines how power, confidence, style, and independence are cultivated and expressed without apology.

As made famous by Elegant Goon

Goonology is not about aggression or excess. It is about command. A goon moves deliberately; an elegant goon moves correctly.

by [e-mail] January 4, 2026

Formal goonology

Formal Goonology is not just about “gooning”, Formal Goonology is the evolved, intellectual form of it. It turns focus and obsession into a disciplined science. It studies how the human mind reacts to intensity, fixation, and altered states of concentration, blending psychology, philosophy, and neuroscience. Unlike casual gooning, it’s not about indulgence, it’s about analyzing and mastering the mechanisms behind it. In short, Formal Goonology is where instinct meets intellect, turning raw human fixation into structured understanding.

Formal goonology is the is the best study course to take in college

by Goonologist October 24, 2025