an on going situation

an on going situation — a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have “an ongoing situation” is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.

The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

going Gollum

Keeping something precious away from someone.

When those fuckers started going gollum on me, all bets were off!!

by Starchylde December 31, 2014

im going to fucking die disease

Tummy hurt a bit too much for a bit too long

if you are experiencing these symptoms of “Im going to fucking die disease”, the only solution is mommy hugs/Gf kisses/ cuddles with the boys

by SerratedBaguette June 2, 2020

Going Deep

Going Deep is when you and the og's are cruising around town with yo hand held's and you hear a furnace cooking up some of that sweet sweet sulfur so you don't have any other choice to 'Go Deep' on them.

This hoe over here is dead in his airlock let me push in and 'Go Deep' o' shit I hear that sweet sweet sulfur cooking up let me get a homie's door code real quick *once acquired door codes* "I'm fulling in! I'm going deep!" -Ramsey

by Coochie Snagger October 27, 2018

The Gongoozler

The Gongoozler is a mythical creature, resembling a merman wearing goggles. It is said to stalk the depths of swimming pools, dragging people down to the depths by their toes when the victim goes swimming during the nighttime.

"Bro, I think there's something in my pool, I can see a shadow."
"It's the Gongoozler! Don't go in!"

by Shutheconquerer October 11, 2020

Going for a Scomo

Like a smoko break but going for a break in the middle of a crisis at work. Named after Scott Morrison the prime minister of Australia who went on holiday to Hawaii whilst Australia the country he is in charge of is/was suffering natural disasters.

Hey lads I know it’s busy but I’m just going for a Scomo break.

by Bushcomberbrown December 22, 2019

going to get milk

dad's never coming back

dad: "hey im going to get milk, be back soon"

6 years later: *still gone*

by cheesyalfredo September 26, 2020