goonstick

A goony boy who lives in the woods, as sticks do. This stick boy sports fake chains, baggy clothing, and an ego the size of an oak tree. Oh silly goonstick, you are no oak tree. Merely a stick on the ground. No bars. No bitches. No bark.

“Yo remember when you used to slum it with goonstick”

by Whorses February 1, 2022

gogaflicks

Some fucking boss photos

Hey let’s go take some gogaflicks

by MasterMind5 July 19, 2022

Goofdicker

A crazy man who likes big titties, rumple shots, weed and dancing by himself.

A doctor who is somehow poor. A man who calls normal people crazy despite him being extremely crazy himself. A man who plays pool but never gambles. A man who “accidentally” puts it in the wrong hole.

A man who never apologizes or owns up to his mistakes but just says “whoops” instead.

Look at that goofdicker dancing by himself on stage. I heard his girlfriend is pissed at him again.

by goofdicker December 18, 2023

Goonsick

The state of feeling physically ill that can sometimes follow a prolonged gooning session. Often caused by a mental feeling of Post-Nut Depression so intense that it manifests as feeling physically sick to ones stomach due to the intense internally directed feeling of disgust.

Sorry guys I can't go out tonight. I'm feeling goonsick after having the house to myself all day on my day off from work.

by obscurityc April 14, 2024

goochlicker

for a man to inquire about the taste of a womans gooch (area above the asshole, and below the vagina) in a non-sexual way.

amy: wow!, alex sure is a good goochlicker!

by lil clitgobbler May 29, 2024

gornfickle

A level of Gooning subpar to Fjordglimping but still utilized by international special forces battalions in order to lock in while under stress

"Yo. Have you done the gornfickle? You got a hundred on that test"
"Yeah bro. The pages are going to be impossible to pull apart."

by Juggenstein December 10, 2024

goonlack

A hazy, restless state caused by gooning too little - like jetlag, but from under-stimulation.

It’s not burnout, it’s goonlack. I’ve been too normal lately.
Not tired — just goonlack.
Haven’t gooned in days. I’m feeling the goonlack.

by heinrichlewin May 7, 2025