Goolag

The place where kids at Nickelodeon theme parks go when they've been naughty. Kids are sent to do manual labour, which in turn keeps the park running. When a prisoner doesn't do their work on time, they're sprayed with goo until they start to work faster.

"Jimmy's been a bad boy, send him to the Goolag"

by washmybigjohn November 3, 2021

Goolag

Alternative spelling/name for Google, a play on words that means to suggest the Silicon Valley search company is something like the infamous Soviet camps where prisoners were worked and starved to death as part of one of the 20th century’s worst genocides.

Goolag is an ideological echo chamber!

by ditchgoolag September 26, 2017

goomad

Italian Term for the broad you're banging on the side. The other woman.

Send the wife to the salon so I could bang my goomad.

by Louie March 15, 2005

Googlable

A state of being in which a person, place, or thing is found via Google.

I don't date men who aren't Googlable.

by SouthernBelle August 28, 2005

goombah

(1)a close friend or associate -- used especially among Italian-American men
(2)a member of a secret chiefly Italian-American crime organization
(3)a macho Italian-American man
(4)pal or companion
(5)character in mario bros

Pronunciation: 'güm-"bä
Function: noun
Etymology: Italian dialect (Campania) cumbà, vocative form of cumbare respected older man, literally, godfather, from Medieval Latin compater

I'd like you to meet my goombah. We go way back.

by bubu_ November 11, 2006

goomah

Mafia speak for mistress or girl on the side.

A: You going out with your wife?
B: Nah, I thought I'd hit a movie and dinner with my goomah instead.

by Jimmy_Heartcore February 11, 2006

goomar

Normally a girlfriend of a married mobster.

"Where is Tony today?"
"He is with his goomar."
"That son of a bitch!"

by Charles Green June 30, 2005