Googlit

Unit of measure for Google search results.

My search for Porn on Google returned 235,000,000 Googlits.

by KremeCheez October 15, 2008

googleistic

Definitive of Google searches. Term usually used by people who are so googlecentric and totally divorced from reality that they depend on Google to interface with the real world. Also can be used to describe bad writers who look for metaphors using Google.

That is so googleistic!

by joey-baloney February 16, 2010

googlit

Short for "Google it."

If you want to understand something, googlit.

by halrevs February 6, 2022

Googlish

The end result after putting foreign text through Google Translator.

Hey, I don't speak Spanish, but here's that passage in Googlish: *Translated text*

by Jay204 January 26, 2009

googlism

Googlism.com will find out what Google.com thinks of you, your friends or anything.

Googlisms for Bill Gates:
bill gates is satan' page
bill gates is satan conspiracy theory
bill gates is a satanic worshiper who uses microsoft to gain
bill gates is richer than
bill gates is the anti christ
bill gates is a theif
bill gates is on the bus
bill gates is a hero
bill gates is darth vader
bill gates is opening windows on world health

by LN November 24, 2004

Googleist

Is a person who belives that google is god. They tend to practice their belifs by looking up what they don't know on google before making any other (life changing) decisions in life. As well as looking up life changing things on google, a googleist may also spend most of their freetime by randomly looking up things they don't know on google.

The Adam and Eve of google is Larry Page and Sergey Brin.

Girl1: How did you know what people say during wedding vows, even if you have never been to a wedding?

Girl2: I'm a devout googleist, we know as much as the internet holds.

by Saraness May 2, 2009

googlit

To ask a question of god, otherwise known as looking it up on google.

Child: Mommy, what is the point to life?
Busy Mom: I don't know honey, why don't you use the computer and googlit. Oh, and honey, whipe down the keyboard before you do; your father was on it earlier.

by phillywild.com June 28, 2003