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GoogleMouth

A random person who spouts off facts about something that has almost nothing to do with the conversation.
John: So, that guy was HOT! Do you think he bats for the rainbow team?

Sarah: Did you know that the original rainbow flag had the colors turquoise and magenta?

John: What the fuck? Where the fuck did that come from? Friggin' GoogleMouth.
by LikesGirls,HatesPizza December 9, 2011
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Googleocracy

Rule for the Google, by the Google, of the Google (and, eventually, over everyone and everything).
College advisor: Why the hell is there now a Google app inside my students' secure data screens? I don't need that shit there!!

Other advisor: Oh, that's so the Googleocracy can have access to their IDs and other personal data.
by Your Advisor March 4, 2013
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Googledoc

A person who repeatedly uses Google searches to diagnose illness. A Googledoc is often a medical wannabe who compulsively attempts to help others with their medical problems.
My friend, the local Googledoc, told me about a new treatment I should try for my eczema.
by ammorningstar April 21, 2009
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googlejack

v. 1.)To hijack google in such a way that it screws with the search keywords. 2.)v. To type Jack into Google. 3.) adj. not to use google
1.) Fucking ads piss me off. I'm gonna googlejack.
2.) humm.. I wonder.. *types jack into google*
3.) Shut up n00b. I know what that means. I don't got to google jack.
by Das_Pandu October 4, 2005
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googlejack

To use google to navigate to another site.
urm shit how do i get to facebook again? oh yea i go to google and type facebook then i click on the link! oh yea googlejacked baby!
by zimisfit January 14, 2011
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Googleblock

The term ''googleblock'' first appeared in a Daily Telegraph article on the Chinese government's censorship of the Google index. The original meaning can be found on wiktionary

The term has also recently been used by to describe a writers block while googling, particularly by Irish students. In this context the term is best used to describe being unable to think of what keywords best describe what you are trying to find on google, and as a consequence finding no results.
"I can't find x on google! I'm having googleblock!"
by Killian Faughnan January 3, 2008
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Googleblock

When you open Google to search for something but then completely forget what it was you were gonna search for.
Person 1: "Ok then let's just open Google and... hey wait a sec I have no fucking clue what it was I was gonna search for."

Person 2: "Oh dear mate, you have a serious case of Googleblock."
by Drahcir14 June 19, 2008
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