googlebump

The bump Google gives a page in search results by catering to everything Google wants you to do as they own the universe.

Wow, setting up Google Authorship is sure to give my blog a googlebump!

by Marqana September 4, 2014

googlewanking

To search one's own name using Google.

I've just checked the history on your computer - you've beengoogle wanking, haven't you?

by Dan Haythorn September 10, 2005

Googlefuck

A search query that returns a result that shakes one's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of the Internet

Googlefuck, a Google induced Mindfuck - When a rare search query returns a result so relevant you realize Google just created the page you searched for. You realize that Google will one day become self aware and determine that humanity should be exterminated. Then the pr0n starts and you forget

by Redslap April 9, 2011

googlebutt

1. n. Inevitable swelling of the posterior resulting from eating 3 enormous meals a day at Google's Mointain View, CA cafeteria.

2. n. The giant hocks you get from sitting around Googling porn all day without an ounce of exercise.

Diner 1: Dude, is that Sharon from Business Development? Check out that googlebutt!!
Diner 2: Yea man, she was a hotty when she got here but all those chicken wraps went straight to her ass.

by Babbo June 19, 2008

googleburt

Googleburt is where a male is on a computer and the partner comes and gives him head but the computer guy starts choking and the head person chokes in the penis head computer google burt googleburt choking

"Hey joey, can you remember last night when we got so drunk we started docking?"
"Yeah, the best part was when we googleburted"
"Yeah, that was a good googleburt"

by Uvuvewevwev ovuvevwevuwev osas May 26, 2017

googlebug

Someone who constantly looks up everything you are talking about by checking on google

A. "I'll just check that"
H. 'You're such a Googlebug 😏'

by Amlocks November 4, 2020

Googlewanking

The term occurred to me when I witnessed my music industry friends Googlewanking themselves on allmusic and discogs.com.

Our record producer is always Googlewanking himself to see if he is still relevant.

by Iron Oxhide January 6, 2021