Goocher 

The exact definition isn't known, but it can be used to refer to someone of less superiority to the user.

Jimmy: Hey ... he is a goocher!

Frank: What's a "goocher", Jimmy?

Jimmy: I don't know ... but I think we have to kill him.

Goocher by Jeremy May 4, 2005

Goocher 

Someone who behaves like a gooch. Almost asshole behavior, almost dick-like behavior or almost pussy-like behavior. But neither completely. Somewhere in between the two.

Gooch is slang for the perineum, or the area between the anus and genitals, usually on a man.

Perineum is the area between the anus and the sexual genitalia.

Not a dick or a pussy, but not an asshole either.

sometimes mistaken for "Guccer", someone who wears "Gucci" clothing apparel.

Wow, Eric said he wouldn't date Nicole just because she had over $50,000 in credit card debt. What a goocher.

Goocher by greendholiia April 6, 2021

White Water goocher

A white water goocher is some one who nutz and pisses in a mans ass then slurps the runoff from the mans gooch. The "White Water" effect comes from the way the mixture looks flowing through dingleberries giving the illusion of rapids

Last night my next door neighbors were making a lot of slurping noises, they had to be white water goochers

White Water goocher by JJ Jenkins May 18, 2006

goochess 

a gooch that is old crusty, hairy, sweaty, soggy, smelly, chunky,and has never seen the light of day it only comes out at night.

i dont want a goochess when i am older

goochess by poowaker69 May 25, 2007

gooched on 

To fall victim to an act of seemingly unjust and unfair circumstances. Often case the situation is out of the victim's control.

Brian: I ran to Bio Class in my boxers because I thought was late for the final. Turns out it was rescheduled for next week.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.

gooched on by Yung Kimchi October 23, 2015

Gooncher

When a girls vagina is so big it looks like a goonch catfish's mouth laying on it's side.

Will: Hey, check out this picture of my girls vagina, does it look big to you?
Mike: Wow, dude, your girl has a huge gooncher, be careful when eating that, it might eat back.

Gooncher by The Poop Goblin October 14, 2016

GoochRallyRacer 

The act of licking someones taint in a circular motion

"God Becky, I never though Bobby was such a good GoochRallyRacer!"

GoochRallyRacer by PsyQoOwls December 31, 2014