goobiezz

vagina booger; discharge that forms into a booger-like substance.

Girl1: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!! The other day when I whent to Yolanda's house, I saw her dirty laundry and there was sooo0ooo00o0o0ooo much goobiezz that it looked like she pissed milk!! =@
Girl2: ewww!!!!!!!! hahaahaahaaaahahahahahah

by Lequisha January 26, 2008

Goobic

Adjective - used to describe anything that could be considered lame, nerdy or something a goober would do or create. Word was coined in the 1980's in Reston, VA by the most Goobic person I know.

Oh my goosh! That guy is sooooo goobic!

by Chaosmonger February 13, 2015

goobius

a very jey person

That guy is goobius.

by java916 August 7, 2018

Goobing

Causing a public disturbance in an amusing way.

Person 1: Hey did you see that guy in the parking lot wear that ghillie suit?
Person 2: Yeah, he was straight goobing.

by borps July 8, 2020

goobie nack

any type of snack. you usually ask your grandparents for it

grandpa can i have a goobie nack?

by Esence of a dream September 27, 2020

Goopitis

A term primarily referring to Gwyneth Paltrow and her website Goop that primarily spreads scientific misinformation. It is primarily used as a word similar in context to bullshit but in a lower overall aspiration as to utilize the spread of "natural science" as a means to make an extra dollar from a gullible consumer. Basically using the internet to spread miss-information in order to be a Shyster.

I have Jenny has started a website to promote selling $120 stickers that increase your Energy Aura. She seems to have a strong case of Goopitis...

by Kermit-K June 29, 2017

gooditude

When you have a good attitude.

Omg Emma has such a gooditude states Mrs. Waddell

by emmathegenius March 27, 2019