Gummers

A blowjob received by one or several GMILFS without the use of dentures.

Guy #1: I heard you talking about your gutters earlier.
Guy #2: Gummers, bud.

by Mr. Moniker June 26, 2016

gummers

Danielle...welcome to the 21st century..how about when a GUY gives a GUY head..not just a GIRL giving head to a GUY..oh..did I just make you throw up...GOOD!

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

gomersexual

an idiot who will only have sexual relations with another idiot

laura bush, after discovering her husband in bed with dick cheney, cried out...i always knew i was married to a gomersexual!!!

by dan13 April 24, 2006

gompers

The name of a very cute dog on either extreme end of the size scale, either very large or very small.

(Large Dog)
"Gompers! You put that mailman down right now!"

(Small Dog)
"Oh, who's my cutesy wittle Gompy-poo?"

by Bryan Kim, Lord of Doom December 27, 2004

Gompers

A species of tropical bengal tiger, indigenous to central Kansas which possess an uncanny taste for the private parts of young boys.

"Damn boy! Didjoo hear about that Gompers who attacked at Love Box the other day and chomped off that little boy's sponkey?!"

by Ashton, March 10, 2008

Gompers

Another way to descibe "Camel Toe"

Did you see the gompers on that babe?

by R Zimmerman May 9, 2005

Gompers

A set of false teeth.

Goddamit, I just dropped my gompers in the bidet and bit myself on the ass again!

by BelAir Hilloc March 29, 2021