Goliath Gob

Someone who just won't, and never will, stfu. This word can either refer to the actual person, or their mouths. It doesn't matter, but usually one will capitalize when speaking of the person and no capitalize when speaking of the mouth.

Latin Root: Golaitus Gobimus

That Goliath Gob always ruins parties with his goliath gob.

by Adam? January 21, 2009

Goldilocks Complex

Being super picky about something and finding it so difficult to get what's "just right". Much like Goldilocks and her porridge, or the bears beds.

Eva had a serious Goldilocks Complex about rice. It was always too dry, or too mushy, or too sticky, and so hard to ever find one that was just right.

by Party_Piglet October 18, 2008

goldie oldie

Short for golden oldies. It is something that is old, but really good still. Classic, if you will.

Andrea: Have you heard the song, "Boogie Shoes?"
Sarah: No.
Andrea: Are you serious? It's a goldie oldie!

by RibosomesMaster March 13, 2011

GoldXAssassin

An underaged sockpuppet of another user, GoldXAssassin is a wiki wanderer who loves to hang around wikis and make unhelpful stuff, and then assassinate the wiki bureaucrats (report the wiki's leaders to FANDOM Staff). GoldXAssassin is also a drama lover who loves spying on others.

GoldXAssassin pretends to be helpful and nice on the surface, but if you mildly anger him, he starts screaming like a 3-year-old.

by y = mx + b December 17, 2021

Ben Goldwasser

the other half of the brilliant psych-pop band MGMT. he is totally underrated and often overlooked.

girl#1: hey! I'm going to an MGMT concert this weekend want to come?

girl#2: OMG YES I AM A HUGE FAN ANDREW VANWYNGARDEN IS SO HOT OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

girl#1: Ben Goldwasser is pretty sexy himself you know

girl#2: who? I only know who Andrew is.

girl#1: .....yeah. you're really a huge fan huh.

by fourwingeddinosaur February 12, 2009

Goldman Goggles

The visual distortion occurring after working long hours in an all male environment. Makes every female appear attractive regardless of their actual appearance. Similar to beer goggles, but without the alcohol. Typically worn by an Investment Banker.

Banker: Bro, check your nine; that girl is smokin'

True Friend: Calm down brah, you're just wearing the Goldman Goggles

by Escapee75 August 4, 2009

Asian Goldfarmer

An asian that spends their whole life on World of Warcraft farming gold and hacking accounts.

Dude I bought gold, and a damn asian goldfarmer hacked my account!

by xohbabyx15 March 14, 2011