Information about someone that is so deadly that it could ruin their life. Most commonly used to flame or embarrassing someone.
by ChillyChad May 22, 2022
When you take a shit and discover that you do not have to wipe. Pretty much the best feeling ever especially when there is no paper.
by mr jew da man November 02, 2010
When a female gets with a male that uses (Trojan) 'Magnums'. She receives "A Golden Ticket". Magnums are wrapped in a golden wrapper.
Shelly: "How was your date with Doug?"
Natalia: "It was awesome, I got a golden ticket!"
Shelly: "You lucky Bitch!"
Natalia: "It was awesome, I got a golden ticket!"
Shelly: "You lucky Bitch!"
by Bluemelody84 May 21, 2008
A case of Miller Genuine Draft or a single MGD or MGD light refered to as golden ticket because of the all gold beer cans like how coors light is referred to as silver bullets MGD is reffered to as golden tickets
by MASTERBLASTER Big D money November 23, 2010
The ultimate gift a certain nurb will give you if you are extremely lucky, the golden ticket is used to gain access to Mandyland the ideal fantasy.
Nurb: "Danza, you did not receive the golden ticket! Get out of Mandyland you fool!!!"
Danza: "But I forgot my golf clubs at Mulligans? What am I supposed to do??"
Danza: "But I forgot my golf clubs at Mulligans? What am I supposed to do??"
by kimbolesbo1 August 25, 2010
A swingers free pass to have one-on-one sex, similar to a date or affair, with another swinger. Usually recieved for 'taking one for the team' or getting the 'softie'. example: I used my golden ticket to go have sex with *name* at his house. His wife was out of town but gave him permission.
by Atacia August 24, 2007
When you are good friends with a cop and he rights his name and personal phone number on the back of one of his business cards and if you get pulled over buy a cop you can get out of anything up to a class B felony but then that ticket expires and you will need to get a new golden ticket
dude I just got out of bringing drugs over the Mexican border because my brother gave me a golden ticket for Christmas
by the law sucks ass March 29, 2010