Golden Girl

An old lady (typically over 55 years of age)

According to a university study, Golden Girls are twice as likely to give oral sex (via Manswers)

by Masteronone April 26, 2011

Golden Girl

That bitch. Everybody fuck with her. She cool, and low key. Laid back.

"Bitch I'm shinning, like a Golden Girl."

by singleblackfemale October 11, 2015

Golden Girl

Like the stranger, but you need to soak your hand in water while numbing it before masturbating.

dude, I totally just gave myself a golden girl in the shower.

by Woodward February 24, 2008

golden girl

The formal act of shaming, by full-screening a Youtube video, typically of the popular television show Golden Girls, for leaving one's laptop unlocked, whilst attending to physical matters.

etymology: Explorys, circa 2012

Yo... he just left his computer unlocked:
we should golden girl him.

by deekim October 28, 2019

Golden Girl Digger

Someone who picks up old people to form a relationship so they will be lent money or left in the will. Golden Girl Diggers take little old ladies on walks, brings them grociers, drops in for afternoon visits, etc with no other reason but to collect in 1 - 5 years. Golden Girl Diggers bring utter shock to families, and lawsuits often follow shortly after the victim passes away.

Being a Golden Girl Digger that she is, Paula only volunteers at the local nursery home in hopes to score an old lady that will finance her a new house.

by OBV August 30, 2015

golden girl

My babes tez
she is a great girl and has a heart of gold

" ur a golden girl babes"

by Smithie87 September 20, 2008

Golden Girl Lesbian

When a woman is too old to attract a husband, so decides to become a lesbian for the companionship.

After Uncle John left her, Terry became a Golden Girl Lesbian and moved in with her friend Barb.

by CJStrokenoff November 7, 2017