gonered

Synonymous with gone.

Alex: I gtg, cya
Nem: Cya
***Alex has left.***
Jem: Sup Alex?
Nem: Alex gonered.

by dukenemesis October 19, 2008

Gomer Pyle

Named after Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket, this type of recruit makes you wonder "how the fuck did this kid get recruited?" Usually, these types of folk join the service due to years of bullying and abuse for their weight or other issues. Most likely they may be partially or completely unable to perform basic tasks such as putting their own uniform on or improper use of firearms, making them a liability to their squad.

Private Cash "Did you see that Gomer Pyle trying to catch butterflies at the shooting range last night?"

Private Doug "If you think that's bad he almost shot the Sarge cause he didn't know how to put the safety on."

Private Cash "God damn, they should just do him a favor and ship his ass back home."

by Ramsy Norris August 20, 2021

pickup truck gomer

A tall, hunched over hayssed yokel type, a simpleton who is basically a doofis, who drives a pickup truck, and thinks he is really cool, although in reality is a total dork.

The Pickup Truck Gomer thought everyone believed he was cool, but instead they all laughed at him behind his back and viewed him as an overly tall, doofis, noodle-head, and simpleton in a stupid pickup truck that he never used for any real pickup truck type work.

by Rory O'Doul June 4, 2018

the golfer

Michael Savage's nickname for radio host Rush Limbaugh for the reason that Rush spends more time golfing than coming up with creative, original, and non water carrying commentary.

...And you heard it first on the Savage Nation, don't expect to hear it from the golfer gas bag, we all know he doesn't have an original thought in his head.

by Reuben D. February 15, 2008

Gomer Pyle

1. A character on the Andy Griffith Show, later on Gomer Pyle,U.S.M.C. Known for the expression "Shazamm!"

2. An insulting nickname for a Marine, esp. a Marine who is prone to screwing up. Made famous in the movie Full Metal Jacket.

1. (Pyle is trying to remember the secret password, Lima Tango)
Gomer Pyle: Don't tell me, don't tell me. It's a bean, it's a bean... Lima.
Sgt. Carter: Lima what Pyle?
Gomer Pyle: Uhhhh... it's a dance, it's a dance... starts with T... I know- Lima Turkey Trot.

2.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your name fat-body?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what of Arabia?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty are
you royalty?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.

by Mike Oseranski November 18, 2006

gomero

Mexican term for opium poppy worker. The person who slashes the poppy so that the "goma" will exude. During the 1950's, the term was used to describe people who worked in the opium business in the golden triangle of Mexico (where Sinaloa, Durango and Chihuahua meet in the Sierra Madre Oriental). Un gomero is a male, una gomera is a female.

In the 1950's, a nickname for people from Culiacán Sinaloa was "gomero". Los gomeros from Sinaloa were also called "gangsters with huaraches".

by Jaimote June 2, 2009

Govereau

A solemnly good word used to define all the good in the world. This Word is used to define perfect.

"You did such a govereau job. Thanks"

"You are such a nice, govereau, person."

"Why can't we all just be govereau."

by Randy Govereau July 7, 2008