god fucking dammit you piece of shit

what you say after getting hit in the toe by a corner

*hits toe*
"god fucking dammit you piece of shit, i wanna kill my self"

by dam_son December 5, 2016

god awful piece of shit

Something that is so horrendous, it approachs the awfulness of God.

That movie Vanilla Sky was truly a god awful piece of shit

by the_unnecessary_beard January 1, 2016

god awful piece of shit

Someone or something that is so horrendous, appalling, and vile, that it bears a quality which approximates the atrocity of God.

I just watch a movie with Kevin Sorbo, man what a god awful piece of shit!

by Meat_hole December 31, 2015

Oh god! Oh shit!

Usually said when a guy penetrates a girl through anal sex and his senses are overwhelmed by the sheer amount of different interlocking pleasant stimuli. The tone and volume can increase according to the depht of anal penetration. During cockhead deep penetration the words are usually uttered only once quietly, while during deep anal exploration the sensation can cause the male to keep it uttering fast and loud until he can sort out all the goodness he feels.

This awesome sensation can actually be felt much better with the penis not being moved inside at all, and the penetrator intentionally trying to feel it, while monotonous or even slow speed pumping can negate it completely.

With tighter rectum, less lube and some spicy positions the stimuli increases, at the expense of displeasure of the recieving female.

Jane: I hope your cock will like it!
James: Sure, go ahead sit into already! I am curious.
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Jane: Ohh! Ahh! So how does it feel?
James: Oh god! Oh shit!
Jane: Let me get you in a bit deeper! Fuck, it hurts!
James: OH GOD! OH SHIT! OH GOD! OH SHIT! ...
Jane: -laughs- Thats definitely worth me a diamond ring. Don't you think?

by Miriam85 February 8, 2010

god-damn-fucking-cock-shit

A usless ramble when your pissed off because something didn't work. Usualy heard around workplaces.

Ahhh god-damn-fucking-cock-shit the non-destructive restore didn't work.

by Jadraxx February 21, 2004

motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick

What you say in a rhythm/beat when you're trying to unclog your sink. Made popular by Charles Green from Angry Grandpa.

"Motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick!
I FUCKING HATE YOU!"

by BATMN every day December 14, 2018

when god shits on your life

1. when things seem good, and then something depressing or horrible happens and you think "why me?" and feel like nothing on earth can make things ok.

1. when god shits on your life, take a shower and get back on your feet

by philip nader April 22, 2008