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goating

(verb)

Variation of the practice of dogging, comprising of a younger individual soliciting sex with an Old Age Pensioner of either gender. Can also be used as a term of abuse for the other half of a realtionship containing a cradle snatcher.
"Hello darling, fancy going off for a goat?"

"God, she's a bit of a goater isn't she?"
by EdT June 5, 2005
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goating

to pee or urinate
i walked in on her while she was goating
by kayla and jennie March 2, 2004
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goating

Its when your boner gets so hard during sex that you start hallucinating. It is called goating because often times it is goats that people hallucinate about.
When we were having sex last night I goated and it was embarrassing. She thought I was having a seizure.

Goating: When your boner gets so hard you start to hallucinate.
by ImBat November 25, 2016
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Goating

When someone doing something that will make them a goat in the future if they keep that same energy

Doing big things
Doing amazing
Reaching G.O.A.T Status
Person A: iiiChxsen is one hell of a player

Person B: Fax bro my mans Goating rn he gon be the next thing no cap
by Chxsen April 18, 2021
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Goating

A sexual act when the male repeatedly slams into his female partner while she is bent over. The woman is in the most uncomfortable of positions while the male finds the correct angle to which the woman loses conciousness for a brief period of time. When she awakens she is overtaken by surprise starts flailing uncontrolably and making sounds of the myotonic nature.
Man i was hammering on this girl last night and she fainted. I didnt miss a beat shoulda seen her when she woke up. She got a goating for sure.
by JoeCapone666 March 24, 2023
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Scape Goating

Derived from the noun Scape Goat, Scape Goating is the act of driving the speed limit or at least going with the flow until a car goes flying past you. At this point you pull out of your lane and into his, and use him as a Rabbit. The idea is to maintain a reasonable distance behind the other car and to go slightly slower than him so that he will get caught in any speed trap up ahead and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way. Not only does this work for speeding, but you can also follow him if he is constantly switching lanes, and rest assured that he will also be the one to get the reckless driving ticket, too, in place of you. This works best on highways and interstates, but can really be used on any kind of road with at least 2 lanes in either direction.
Driver in red car: "Man, I think this guy's been Scape Goating off me for the last couple miles. I'm gonna slow down so he passes me."

Passenger in red car: "Ok, he just passed you. Now let's Scape Goat off of him."

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Passenger in red car: "Oh man, we've been Scape Goating off that Hyundai for 10 minutes, but he's exiting."

Driver in red car: "That's ok, we'll just find someone else to Scape Goat."
by Jace555 May 4, 2009
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Mountain Goating

The act of two straight males that are naked with raging hard ons running at eachother and banging their dick heads together. If any body part touches other than the the two dick heads it's considered homosexual.
Stevey and Frank went mountain goating to win over the Russian whores heart.
by Fletcher cocks January 18, 2017
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