Goatfuck

A decision between staying with your friends/colleagues at the bar or going to sleep.

I want to hang with the guys at the bar but I've got an early flight tomorrow. This is a real goatfuck.

by Shiftylifty January 25, 2017

goatfuck

All control is lost. Esp. concerning restaurant production.

There's 25 pizza's to make, 2 people making pizzas and the lobby is filling up with drunkards singing American Pie. The phones won't stop and the oven can't hold as many pizza's as have been sold....i.e. Total GoatFuck! At this point, you must "Baaaaah", there is no other option. The goat is creeping up on you. Watch your ass! Baaaaaahh.
Usually happens around 2:15am.

by Antix May 2, 2006

Goatlicker

The name that grocery clerks use for an individual who bears the German last name of "Goettlicher"

safeway clerk: "thank you mr. go... goat... Goatlicker?"

goettlicher: "f@#% you."

by Goettlicher's Wife November 18, 2013

Godfuckers

Godfuckers are trollish little uneducated boors that "believe" in "god", on the basis of no evidence, statistics, or even precum.

Godfuckers are STOOPID

by Jacques Asse January 15, 2010

Butt fucking son of a goat fucker

Either a gay man whose father fucks goats or a straight man who favors anal sex whose father fucks goats. Usually reserved as an insult

JJ: Hey dude, your mom is really hot!
Hank: Fuck you, You Butt fucking son of a goat fucker!

by Rambler 2.0 January 4, 2007

godfucker

A person who abuses or refers to holy scripts and/or god(s) to promote unholy cause by finding texts in the scripts to justify aggression, abuse of power, and unwillingness to listen to reason or other opinions.
Also persons who profess that a god (Allah, Yahwe etc) has told them that they are on a mission sent by that god.

World's #1 godfucker: G.W.Bush
The world's best known godfuckers are GWB, Osama bin Laden, Jerry Falwell, Ann CDoultre.
Most evangelical Christians and neo-cons are godfuckers.

by shonny March 6, 2007

goat fucker

Process with which involves inserting ones penis into that of a goat.or.. the process of which guys stick their penis's's's into a ugly gurls fagina.

Dude: AAAGH!
Goat: BAAA!

Dude1: God, i fucked Diane W. last night...
Dude2: Ew, you goat fucker!

by jamka May 13, 2005