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goal hanging

Usually observed in any soccer match where no offside rule is in force, goal hanging is the act of standing as close to the goal line as possible in order to bash in any cheap rebounds.

Players who spend their time goal hanging can be referred to as cheesy dompers
Player A: "Aww fucking hell, Nigel's scored another one"

Player B: "He's fucking goal hanging, that's why"
by professorrev July 30, 2009
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goal hanger

A centre forward in the game of football (soccer) who does nothing all game except stand within 6 yards of the goal to score easy goals.

also used a metaphor for someone who doesn't try at anything but gets the results through luck and other people's endeavors.
by matt February 11, 2004
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goal digger

a person who:
desires wealth in all areas of life.
seeks the secrets of the millionaire mind.
has the smarts, optimism, integrity, and passion to do it themselves.
A person who surrounds themselves with the success that they desire. To learn from them and also to hone their skills. Alicia Dunams, model turned entrepreneur, is an example of a goal digger, as she surrounded herself with smart, successful men and learned their secrets and started her own corporation.
by Authorpreneur August 25, 2008
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goal celebration

A goal celebration happens when a goal is scored by a player, usually leading him to an orgasm. The team mates will often join the orgasmic session yelling and jumping around, grabbing and molesting him (in a good way).
Sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves.
Goal Celebration example:

*Player 1 scores a goal.

*Player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras.

*Player 2 grabs him.

*Player 3 slaps player 1's ass.

*Player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down.

*Player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an orgasm.

*All team mates orgasm with player 1.

*Player 1 gets up and thank them and the crowd.
by Chullage February 3, 2009
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Goal Line Stand

When a guy saves a friend with Beer Goggles on against a fat or fugly chick. And uses ANY MEANS necessary to get their drunk friend away from the girl before she scores and permanent damage is done. Hence the name Goal Line Stand.
Thank god I was there last night for Frank, we had to pull a goaline stand before he was mauled and crushed by a fat chick.
I woke up on the floor this morning only to find a whale in my bed. Wheres a Goal line stand when you need one?

Man we had to fight that girl off of you with a stick. Thank god we formed a Goal Line Stand or you would have been history.

Come on guys shes not that bad, she had a smoking body and I could of put a bag on that face. You didn't have to form a Goal Line Stand
by Adam Ohman August 2, 2007
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Goal Digger

A person who wants the finer things in life, but is happy to work hard and set goals in order to get there.
I am going to become a goal digger and pass all my classes this semester.
by Charmaine Hayden October 31, 2016
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Goal of duty

(Gay of duty soccer server) is a discord server with 1k members they also has a rivalry with Disabled Football Clan Also known as DFC.

DFC > Goal of duty any day Also Renzo is a snake 🐍
Goal of duty is a discord server but dfc is clear of them
by unkown shush ok bruh October 10, 2021
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