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Derived from "Goyim": a derogatory term for a non-jew.
Junk food or heavily processed food, usually loaded with saturated fat, simple processed carbs, and added sugar. Typically comes from the center aisles of an American supermarket and is heavily commercialized.
Junk food or heavily processed food, usually loaded with saturated fat, simple processed carbs, and added sugar. Typically comes from the center aisles of an American supermarket and is heavily commercialized.
Brent: Dude, I can't believe groceries are so expensive in this shithole country.
Jace: What did you buy?
Brent: Mr. Beast chocolate, Hungry Man dinners, doritos, hot pockets, Campbell chunky, ramen..
Jace: Stop putting Goyslop in your cart and get more fresh produce, lean meat, and rice. It's cheaper and more nutritious.
Jace: What did you buy?
Brent: Mr. Beast chocolate, Hungry Man dinners, doritos, hot pockets, Campbell chunky, ramen..
Jace: Stop putting Goyslop in your cart and get more fresh produce, lean meat, and rice. It's cheaper and more nutritious.
by Malignant May 28, 2023
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Goy: "Roger Waters using the Star Of David on an inflatable pig isn't antisemitic. After all, he has Jewish friends!"
Jew: "Don't sit there goysplaining this to me as if it somehow affects you personally. I've been dealing with antisemitism all my life; I think I know what it is better than you ever will."
Jew: "Don't sit there goysplaining this to me as if it somehow affects you personally. I've been dealing with antisemitism all my life; I think I know what it is better than you ever will."
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Christopher MacJesuspants: "You know, a real Jew should move to Israel and support building more settlements in Judea and Samaria."
Yehudah Cohen: "Quit your goysplaining! I've had twelve years of yeshiva study, and you've read some fundamentalist websites!"
Yehudah Cohen: "Quit your goysplaining! I've had twelve years of yeshiva study, and you've read some fundamentalist websites!"
by igm30001 January 25, 2017
Get the goysplain mug.A 100% Kosher Diet, but for the Goyim or in the case of the individual; Goy/Gentile.
Usually a Kosher diet is one that is outlined for the Chosenites; Kosher foods are those that conform to the Jewish dietary regulations of kashrut (dietary law), primarily derived from Leviticus and Deuteronomy.
The Goyim should adhere to this diet to ensure good health and fitness. The Jew wont cause detriment to themselves, so why would you?
Usually a Kosher diet is one that is outlined for the Chosenites; Kosher foods are those that conform to the Jewish dietary regulations of kashrut (dietary law), primarily derived from Leviticus and Deuteronomy.
The Goyim should adhere to this diet to ensure good health and fitness. The Jew wont cause detriment to themselves, so why would you?
Bro, dude Kyle, almost every grocery store you shop at is Kosher approved, you should totally be on the Goysher diet too!
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