Penis Gnome

A stubby, balding man that resembles a cross between penis and lawn gnome who enjoys sudden power trips when given leadership of trivial tasks (e.g. the guy at work that is given control of a pointless side project). He enjoys being an asshole to everyone under his command since his life otherwise sucks ass. Generally very passive-aggressive when stripped of power.

The dude at the desk next to me has become the penis gnome after becoming the office safety manager. He totally bitched me out for leaving the toilet seat up in the bathroom in front of everyone.

by Senor Dank Nugs March 10, 2018

You've been gnomed

You've been gnomed is a video on the internet, of a gnome saying "You've been gnomed!". It started to become popular in November and December of 2018. To gnome someone, you either send them an image of the gnome, or send them the video. There are many other ways to gnome people, too.

Ho ho ho ha ha, ho ho ho hee hee ha! Hello me old chum! I'm gnot a gnelf, I'm gnot a gnoblin, I'm a gnome, and you've been GNOMED!

by itsyaboypingu March 6, 2019

gnome sane

Know what I'm sayin?

How many 29 year-old record company executives operate out of their mom's trailer? Gnome sane...

by James Lahey June 4, 2004

gnom

A toothless light gnawing, nibbling with the lips or gums only etc.

*Gnoms on someones hair*. The baby gnommed on a teether.

by Hebz0r August 13, 2006

geoman

1. global/world citizen
2. farmer

1. the identity of a geoman, transcends geography or political borders.
2. agriculture looks way more different than it was -say- 100 years ago.

geomen today, can monitor their irrigation systems over the internet.

by kelamist July 23, 2018

Goma

in spanish Lit means rubber. But in Belizean Creole it means "hang over".

Gial yoh me di lok like yu have goma

by el beliceno July 14, 2010

sock gnomes

Sock gnomes are mythical creatures that pilfer socks. The loss of which only becomes aparent at the exact instant that one really really needs to find them. Sock gnomes are related to the underpants gnomes. The archenemy of the sock gnomes is the sock goblins

Ahhh damnit! I can find any matching pairs of socks... the bloody sock gnomes have been at it again

by Grant McDonald February 2, 2004