glorb

a purple, toxic slime.

"Don't put your hand in that barrel of glorb, Kevin!"

by spooksmcgooks November 28, 2022

Glorb

It doesn't mean anything

Billy Bob Brownie Back Bill Bo Burnham Biddle Bap Bad Bag: Glorb
Sauron: What?
Billy Bob Brownie Back Bill Bo Burnham Biddle Bap Bad Bag

by Jimbo the Himbly Bimbly Crock September 30, 2022

Glorb

Does nothing and dies

"Man Timothy is such a glorb"

by Gelatinousballs November 24, 2024

Glorb

Does nothing and fucking dies

"Timothy is such a glorb at this"

by Gelatinousballs November 24, 2024

Glorb

The average 6’4” Norwegian ogre, needs McDonald’s to live. Has 1 real meal per week. 6’4”. MIP, Twisted Tea BOTY, DPOTYRU, GOTYG. He’s the glorb freind

Person 1: GLORBBBBB!!!!!
Person 2: Everyone knows Glorb, he’s the most popular guy

by ProffesorUngazungai July 6, 2024

Glorb

A verb used by homosexuals to refer to an act of love between two men

I fucking glorbed you, bitch

by nb.nb May 10, 2024

glorbing

The act of sticking your hand up a girl while she's on her period and pulling out the biggest chunk of clot you can find (occasionally rolling up multiple clots into a sphere) and either throwing or eating them, most commonly the latter.

"Dude, my girlfriend let me glorb her last night! It was awesome"

"I need to find someone that's okay with glorbing during sex"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024