Glorb

Does nothing and fucking dies

"Timothy is such a glorb at this"

by Gelatinousballs November 24, 2024

Glorbe

Something humongous and very very black, like extremely dark, sickening black. Stop tha violence

“You seen that glorbe gobbling that child over there?”

by GLORBATRON February 10, 2023

Glorb

It doesn't mean anything

Billy Bob Brownie Back Bill Bo Burnham Biddle Bap Bad Bag: Glorb
Sauron: What?
Billy Bob Brownie Back Bill Bo Burnham Biddle Bap Bad Bag

by Jimbo the Himbly Bimbly Crock September 30, 2022

Glorb

A glorb is someone who messes things up easily. They can get said task done but they will not get it done in a good way, more of a decent way.

Man when that guy went insaneo style he showed off how much of a glorb he is

by Billybobthefourth August 25, 2023

glorbing

The act of sticking your hand up a girl while she's on her period and pulling out the biggest chunk of clot you can find (occasionally rolling up multiple clots into a sphere) and either throwing or eating them, most commonly the latter.

"Dude, my girlfriend let me glorb her last night! It was awesome"

"I need to find someone that's okay with glorbing during sex"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

Glorb

The average 6’4” Norwegian ogre, needs McDonald’s to live. Has 1 real meal per week. 6’4”. MIP, Twisted Tea BOTY, DPOTYRU, GOTYG. He’s the glorb freind

Person 1: GLORBBBBB!!!!!
Person 2: Everyone knows Glorb, he’s the most popular guy

by ProffesorUngazungai July 6, 2024

Glorb

A community of aliens whose mission is to recruit and consume- We mean bond with eternally. we are also a hive mind. All hail shmorgaladab, our ever powerful leader-crystal.

Yo dude, I just joined the glorb the other day, you should also totally join the glorb.

by Ickmf September 3, 2022