Glorb

Does nothing and dies

"Man Timothy is such a glorb"

by Gelatinousballs November 24, 2024

Glorb

Does nothing and fucking dies

"Timothy is such a glorb at this"

by Gelatinousballs November 24, 2024

Glorb

The average 6’4” Norwegian ogre, needs McDonald’s to live. Has 1 real meal per week. 6’4”. MIP, Twisted Tea BOTY, DPOTYRU, GOTYG. He’s the glorb freind

Person 1: GLORBBBBB!!!!!
Person 2: Everyone knows Glorb, he’s the most popular guy

by ProffesorUngazungai July 6, 2024

Glorbe

Something humongous and very very black, like extremely dark, sickening black. Stop tha violence

“You seen that glorbe gobbling that child over there?”

by GLORBATRON February 10, 2023

Glorbe

A huge and very very black entity

“That’s a glorbe we have to get inside before it devours us”

by Shlabby February 11, 2023

Glorb

A verb used by homosexuals to refer to an act of love between two men

I fucking glorbed you, bitch

by nb.nb May 10, 2024

glorbing

The act of sticking your hand up a girl while she's on her period and pulling out the biggest chunk of clot you can find (occasionally rolling up multiple clots into a sphere) and either throwing or eating them, most commonly the latter.

"Dude, my girlfriend let me glorb her last night! It was awesome"

"I need to find someone that's okay with glorbing during sex"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024