The sequence in movies where a person getting shot at procedes to take cover behind a thinner object than him/herself ie a lamp post, thin pillar etc, and parts of the person are sticking out either side, yet they still manage to avoid getting shot. (as seen in the first Saw movie and several bugs bunny cartoons.)
JP> Dude, how did you not get shot at paintball this morning?
Chris> I was deploying the Danny Glover Defence
JP>Nice!
Chris> I was deploying the Danny Glover Defence
JP>Nice!
by ultrachris2000 October 7, 2010
Get the Danny Glover Defence mug.Masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.
Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.
Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.
"K.Quigs missed class because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools."
see "pig dool."
see "pig dool."
by Polyester Pigdool Patterson March 10, 2011
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Get the gooner mug.A year filled with endless awesomeness...
"While the rest of us were sobbing into our pillows at night (that can't just have been me) Donald Glover was releasing one of the best albums of 2016 titled Awaken, My Love, releasing one of the best shows of 2016 called Atlanta, and getting cast in both Ultimate Spider-Man and the untitled Han Solo standalone. And for the cherry on top, the renaissance man even had a baby with his identity-less girlfriend. That's a heck of a lot of awesome in one year." (Lipsitz)
"While the rest of us were sobbing into our pillows at night (that can't just have been me) Donald Glover was releasing one of the best albums of 2016 titled Awaken, My Love, releasing one of the best shows of 2016 called Atlanta, and getting cast in both Ultimate Spider-Man and the untitled Han Solo standalone. And for the cherry on top, the renaissance man even had a baby with his identity-less girlfriend. That's a heck of a lot of awesome in one year." (Lipsitz)
by veemotingoa December 8, 2016
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by The Goonid August 3, 2010
Get the Goonery mug.A person who commits the act of gooning. In more extreme cases, many people choose to go so far with gooning, that they willingly develop a porn addiction and base their life around it. To them, porn is everything. There is no ultimatum greater than porn, and many even seek out other gooners just to discuss how amazing porn is, as their life spirals into complete depravity.
How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.
Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.
How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.
Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.
Chad: *fapping to porn on 3 monitors*
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.
by Gilgabob February 1, 2019
Get the gooner mug.When a black man (or woman. It happens with both.) uses negative experiences with their race to justify attraction to non-blacks and/or exclusion of their own. Stereotypes are also be used for this.
"One black girl called me an oreo in high school so I now I only date Latinas"
"I don't date black guys because I'm not interested in baby mama drama"
Black Scientists: "These poor people are suffering the (ughhh ughhh) phenomena of The Glover Effect! Only extensive therapy can save them now."
"I don't date black guys because I'm not interested in baby mama drama"
Black Scientists: "These poor people are suffering the (ughhh ughhh) phenomena of The Glover Effect! Only extensive therapy can save them now."
by Carmen Sandi May 5, 2020
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