glockenspeil

Someone who walks with no destination. The only thing that differentiates a glockenspeil, from a bum, is a dwelling to call their own.

WHOA, you hit that glockenspeil in the head with candycorn! That's okay he always walks around here. I've done it before.

by ten foot monster BILL BRASKI April 14, 2009

Glockenturmphobia

The Fear of Thick Thighs

Guy: I can’t come over I got Glockenturmphobia so maybe some other time

by EspDia January 3, 2023

Glucker

Someone with that of a calimore glucKer, loose skin on neck and chews food with the facial expression of a very sour, suculant food.

Someone who likes gluckable food in tSomeone with that of a calimore glucKer, loose skin on neck and chews food with the facial expression of a very sour, suculant food.heir pallet and chew like a fucking cow.

Did you see that old Fuck over there glucking it? Bill : "Yeah bro that jelly donut must have been hella gluckable :)"

by Larry Furarrie April 6, 2015

glockenspiel

A person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and manual labor. Often will possess or wear an obscene amount of L.L. Bean merchandise and/or flannel. Typically of nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. WARNING: Glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair.

Did you see all those damn glockenspiels at the Merrill boot outlet in Vermont? They told me to put out my cigarette in the parking lot!

by Allenthecat November 29, 2011

glockenspiel

a bong, sometimes a pipe. Pronounced as German-sounding as possible

GLOCKENSCHHPIEL!

Maestro! Pass the glockenspiel.

by Mægz October 1, 2006

glocked

to be glocked
is to be punched with extreme power

"did you see that fight?"
"yea it was shit he just got glocked immediately."

by chkums May 21, 2020

GlockGroup

The Glock Group is a Flash animating Group simular to the Lock Legion and Clock Crew.Most of the GG animations are usually SPAM related or not sereious. The Glock Group was founded by former Clocks,and Locks.The Clock Crew has B, and the Glock Group has GUG, GUG does not mean anything, it is just fun to say :3

MAN:Did you see that sexy new GlockGroup Movie?
MAN 2: yeah it toattly roxxerd my boxxers.
MAN: GUG
MSN 2: :<

by Tobacco Glock August 7, 2006