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Glockenturmphobia

Guy: I can’t come over I got Glockenturmphobia so maybe some other time
by EspDia January 3, 2023
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Glückenschleimer

1.) Pseudo-German word used to refer to a happy, cheerful, and overall awesome German foreign exchange student.

2.) Word used by high-school students, particularly the Asians, to imitate the sound of that of the spoken German language.

3.) Fake German Phrase. True meaning is ambiguous.
1. Germany won the world cup! Das Glückenschleimer!

2. That German girl is always so happy. What a Glückenschleimer.
by technicolorwashboard May 30, 2011
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glockenspiel

A person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and manual labor. Often will possess or wear an obscene amount of L.L. Bean merchandise and/or flannel. Typically of nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. WARNING: Glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair.
Did you see all those damn glockenspiels at the Merrill boot outlet in Vermont? They told me to put out my cigarette in the parking lot!
by Allenthecat November 29, 2011
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glocker

Similar to the shocker, the glocker is made by sticking out the middle and index fingers, like making a gun with your hand (hence the glock). You then insert the two fingers into the vagina, like the shocker without the pinky.
I gave her the glocker and then all of a sudden, "bang! bang!", she was shot.
by cuethug April 6, 2004
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glockenspiel

a bong, sometimes a pipe. Pronounced as German-sounding as possible

GLOCKENSCHHPIEL!
Maestro! Pass the glockenspiel.
by Mægz October 1, 2006
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glocked

to be glocked
is to be punched with extreme power
"did you see that fight?"
"yea it was shit he just got glocked immediately."
by chkums May 21, 2020
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glocked

(verb)
the most embarrassing way to die in counterstrike, since the glock is the standard weapon and knife kills take skill.
"Glocked!!!" or
"Did you see (insert n00b here) get glocked?" "Guess he was afk"
by xnulltrm December 10, 2003
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