Whatever gloats your goat

A satirical take on the phrase whatever floats your boat, meaning "if that's what you want to do, you go do that and I'll leave you to it."

Used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.

Guy 1: "I'm going to go buy lots of red candles because they're not blue candles. We don't want those. Oh no."

Guy 2: "Whatever gloats your goat."

Guy 1: "Yes... my goat..."

by Dave Ra November 5, 2010

gloatograph

A photograph taken and shared on social media with the sole purpose of making others feel jealous. Pictures depicting wonderful and aspirational life circumstances are typical of the genre eg. skiing holidays, new sports cars, plates of Michelin starred food etc

When he returned from the Alps he littered his Facebook account with a series of irritating gloatographs

by Drbob February 12, 2015

gloat fuck

Excesive arrogance;
to gloat without end

When Dave playes poker he's such a gloat fuck!

by Poker Noob October 20, 2010

gloatgram

an instagram post that features the user boasting about their life, usually in the form of food or leisure/travel.

person a: "did you see the gloatgram that kevin posted?"
person b: "no."
person a: "he was in tahiti sipping mai tai out of a golden chalice."
person b: "what a dick."

by QuiteIlliterate May 28, 2013

Goathammer

A person originating from Hull, or following its practices.

Bob was a real goathammer"

by Anonymoustache December 5, 2004

Goathorse

A goat the size of a horse, not to be confused with horsegoat.

'Look at that huge goat!'
'thats a goathorse you melt'

by goathorse June 10, 2015

glowth spurt

a point in someone life when they begin to experience sudden changes in their looks and physical appearance. like a growth spurt but instead with your physical attraction.

“wow bro, she’s hot!”

“ya she must’ve hit her glowth spurt over summer”

by narowmeee :)) July 16, 2018