Glizzard Wizard

A person who could make a Glizzy disappear via any orifice in ones body regardless of length and width.

Mike: "Damn did you see Winston sit on that Glizzy and make it disappear?"

Marcus: "Not surprised; when I try to BBQ Glizzies when he is over, I can never find em."

Mike: "There he is! That damn Glizzard Wizard!"

by UncleBrewski210 January 18, 2023

Glizzard

A synonym to corndog

I brought you a glizzard from the fair.

by Penink1070 March 27, 2024

Dizzy glizzard

When your super hammered but still need to perform for your man

The pink Whitney hit weird after the captain Morgan but I had to give him a dizzy glizzard

by Beeeeeaaaach December 29, 2020

Goofy Glizzard

A derogatory term used to insult bigots by causing confusion and bewilderment in their feeble mind.

Matt: “I sure do have a strong dislike for the homosexuals.”

Maria: “Haha Matt, you’re one goofy glizzard.”
Matt: “What?”

Maria: “I’ve never seen a glizzard goof as hard as you just did!”

by Farmhistorian87 November 15, 2022

Glizzard Wizard

The person with the biggest dick in the orgy. Usually of african decent.

Damn tyrone was the Glizzard Wizard of the group last night, i cant feel my insides.

by Glizzard Wizerd September 10, 2020

Glizzard

A glizzy blizzard or when some piece of shit psychopath mixes a dairy queen blizzard with a glizzy

Yo bro you ate the glizzard? you fucking dumbass

by Pénis January 19, 2024

glizzard wizard

Someone who is skilled in giving oral sex, typically to someone with a penis

Man, I found out why they call her the glizzard wizard. She gave me the best time ever last night.

by SheaButterCorn January 7, 2024