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Glitter

The fucking worst invention on the face of the earth. Sticks to everything and should be used as a form of torture to clean up.
Did you hear that Craig had to clean up some glitter?
Holy shit I feel bad for him.
by Dave Miller October 15, 2020
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Rannefeld Glitter Bomb

When someone comes on your face and throws glitter all over it before you can wipe it off.
AKA: Edwarded
What happened to you?
Asshole got me with a Rannefeld Glitter Bomb before I could get a towell.
by Zoey's Daddy March 7, 2011
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Related Words

bush-glitter

(N ) A pile of glitter pulled from inside your pants , typically to be thrown at someone.
Laughing, Emily pulled out a pile of bush-glitter and threw it in Cronis's face.
by StrongB November 18, 2020
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glitch

A small, often almost indescribable thing ... a paperclip ... a thinger ... a piece of snackfood, for example a Dorito chip, which in this case can describe a plate or container of snackfood, especially when in its plural form ... glitches ... an appetiser.

A very useful thinking word when you cannot remember its name ... a what-cha-ma-call-it ... a thing-a-ma-bob.
Needing a paper clip to secure his printout, John asks his secretary for a glitch.

Can you please pass me a glitch?

You dropped a glitch on the floor!

Would you like some glitches while we're watching TV? Note how descriptive this is of chips or nachos. With nachos you remove a chip (glitch) one glitch at a time. Even the cheese on nachos can be refered to as glitch ... Would you like some extra glitch on your glitches?

Shall we go to Red Robin for glitches? going for appetisers

Fluffy left a glitch for you on the floor. referring to a piece of dry catfood brought as a gift or perhaps a piece of dried poo or hairball found about the place.

I'm glitched-out meaning I've eaten too many/much ... i.e. chips

A glitch for you, a glitch for me referring to sharing and distributing Raisinets or other small candy at a movie theatre. Popcorn is never properly referred to as glitches, perhaps because of its oily nature.
by Loodje van Slooten June 27, 2009
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Glitter Poop

This is the opposite of a ghost poop and refers to when one still encounters more poop even after repeated wiping attempts.
I hate when the toilet gets clogged with paper after a glitter poop.
by Ljoy79 March 6, 2020
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A Glitch Bitch

No matter what your "mob" has carefully, flaw-free, organized she is the one person to find a glitch which sadly in the end dismantles their great, wicked plan.
"After a game of duck, duck, goose they realized they had sadly mistaken the duck- A Glitch Bitch which in turn was an adopted Mother Goose..."
by LocoInLA May 6, 2014
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Glitter Emcee

A Glitter emcee is usually a female rapper who exhibits valley girl swag and girly-pop flow. Most glitter emcees are middle class chicks who got the gift of rapping but their flow is unique due to their "glittery" voices and choice of vocabulary. Glitter Emcee swag is rocked by females who are not gang related, nor are they "hard" bitches. Glitter Emcees are popping up all over the nation, mostly influenced by sound self expression and style, and also an underground style that is a fusion between techno/electronica and "hip-pop."
JaiLee is the most well known self proclaimed "Glitter Emcee" in the USA.
by GGMC August 15, 2011
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