glark

Verb: The funny, sloppy, gulping, choking noises one makes while performing deep throat fellatio.

To glark or not to glark, that is the question.

by Jacqui Lambie May 27, 2016

girkica

a reference to the female knight Sir Girkica from Arthurian fiction, usually attributed to females with similar qualities such as wearing hair bound in a ponytail, being hesitant, often in the context of giving dares to other people, and being reluctant to sing.

She's definitely a Sir Girkica!

by jasoncerbet May 23, 2011

Girkan

(Gur-kun): A noun that means nothing but means absolutely everything at the same time. The word means different things depending on the tonality of the person saying it. Most commonly used as an expression of affirmation, it also is used in awkward situations to change the subject or break the ice. Rise of the word among Generation Y came about due to it's idiosyncratic sounding nature.

Reporter: Mr. President how will you go about coming to a mutual agreement to lift the debt ceiling before a catastrophic default which could lead worldwide financial markets to crash and plunge the economy into recession.
President: Girkan
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Daughter: Mum I think I'm late this month!!!
Mom: Girkan!
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Peter: Man I got all these bills to pay, mortgage and my girlfriend just dumped my ass.
Steve: Girkan!
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Sam: I fucken hate asian drivers, do they buy their licenses?
Xiao Ying: Girkan!

by Trog87 August 4, 2011

glerk

1. A person who likes to waste other people's time by spending hours talking about things that only interest themself.

2. A person that thinks listening to other people's opinions might give them a rash.

3. A person who loves sweater-vests.

That glerk won't stop squawking about this random BS, but his sweatervest is sure nice.

by Florky Dorf March 1, 2007

snurk my glurk

Could be translated to mean:
"Please fellate me", but not necessarilty as polite.

She was the first one who ever snurked my glurk. Ah, memories.

by Zaphod Beeblebrox March 9, 2005

Glick

rap slang/another term for the pistol known as, "Glock"

i got the new Glick in the back of the 'rari

by dictonaryboy May 23, 2023

glurker

A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.

Glurker post:
"I know I never post, but I just have to say..."

by dancingmokey March 1, 2005