Glardtt

An onomatopoeia for the sound which may only be reproduced by flatulence; deep, dark, swamp-like, flatulence. Some individuals may only experience such a phenomenon once in a blue moon while others are bound to it invariably. A loose and moist fart that requires power to execute. There is no such thing as a weak Glardtt. A mid to high powered fart that may leave residual evidence, you will know it when you hear it. The definition truly lies in the sound, not the smell or the consequences, which, are subject to a great deal of variation. Glardtting is not a phenomenon restricted to homo sapiens.

"get out of my car, you totally just glardtted and probably ruined my seat"

"I tried to push out a quiet one during my interview but my horrible case of swamp-ass churned it into a glardtt"

"My date glardtted at dinner and I couldn't stop thinking about the glardtt juice in her crack that must have been necessary for such an evil sound; I totally lost my appetite"

by climb-max May 13, 2010

Glarded

In reference to the handling/state of funds. Glarded funds cannot be put into a grapolated account, though this account type does offer many advantages.

I am sorry, my account cannot receive these funds as they are glarded, you may need to send money to my other bank.

by Pyxciel June 6, 2021

Geardo

1. (Noun) A person who has an infatuation with the equipment necessary to perform a given task, 2. (Adjective) To maximize the amount of equipment necessary to perform a task.

1. (Noun:) "Price is no barrier for a geardo like me," 2. (Adjective:) "because, as an Army brat, being a "geardo" is in my blood."

by TheMichaelAngelou November 12, 2022

Glearlear

Glear is the biggest virgin to ever exist. He likes playing with 3 headed toys and he loves to swallow country’s he also gives bomb head.

Glearlear loves trans and gives bngs

by Prettiestchocolateniggaalive May 19, 2020

Glarded

A word that the Youtuber Atomic Shrimp made up in one of his his scam-baiting videos.

I'm just trying to find out if the fund is glarded.

by JazzlingJay February 27, 2021

Glead

anything you want it to mean. can replace anyword, generally a bad word.

Mike gleaded the hell outta me last night.
or
Mike fucked the hell outta me last night.

by Traila October 23, 2006

gleary

A combo of "blurry" and "glare", mostly used to describe the condition of a dirty car window you can't see out of very well.

Jenny: -driving- Hey look at that house!! They have like 50 bazillion Christmas decorations in the front yard!
Kevin: I can't see anything..the window's all gleary..

by bluejayyway February 27, 2010