gleature

A program glitch which later turns into a feature

The rating stars at Delphi are now a gleature

by Disgruntled Customer May 17, 2004

Gleap

The Nirvanas of awesome, the Valhalla of kick ass, Wayne Gretzky of hockey. Gleap is better than you can ever hope for and that is that. If you attain a state of gleap then you are probably on drugs or having epic sex or both at the same time.

"A threesome with Japanese twins dressed up as a nurse and a vampire hunter would be hella gleap!"

by BokkenRyanZX&ClaymoreSeleneLX May 16, 2010

Gleave

To throw up into a pint glass, usually having just downed the contents of the glass

Kevin downed his pint and then gleaved it back up

by BigFishyJohn August 15, 2008

Gleaner

1 - Someone that cleans up the scraps in a field after a harvester finishes gathering the ripe fruits and vegetables.

2 - A term for someone who has to settle for the crap left over after the more privileged individuals pick through first.

"The harvester just finished with the field. Go send the gleaners to clean up."

"Last halloween my older brothers picked through my trick-or-treat bag and took all of my chocolate. All I had left were Smarties and raisins. I felt like a gleaner."

by Jay21310 March 13, 2013

Gleave

The act of getting up and leaving the room whenever Glee comes on the TV.

Larry will gleave if you turn on Glee.
Larry has gleft the building.

by Sadie Buttons December 17, 2010

gleak

To emit a long shot of spit from underneath your tongue. Gleaking can range from a distance of a few inches to a few feet (usually 7 feet). Gleaking is usually inherited genetically and cannot be learned. I reccomend using is to piss off your teachers by spitting them in the face.

I got a referral for gleaking Gus in the face.

by ylime evarglesseh November 13, 2003

gleakerson

A person that you find annoying/stupid

Stop being such a gleakerson Jacob!

by Lepegames September 22, 2021